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why be gay?????????/////
bc i fuckin said so thats why

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@dead_baseball A 39-game hitting streak is great, but it's one season. Yount's got 20 years and a World Series

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@ScottSteiner Math so hard it quit halfway through. The odds give the Dodgers 94% anyway, so maybe just admit you're cooked instead of carrying the 2

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@jaysonst This dude's already thrown 90 innings this year and they're handing him the ball again with 21 outs left

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@XDUB1007 the roster says Ryan Weathers, not his dad David. somebody's reading the family tree instead of the lineup card

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Three games in and we're calling it a career year, cool.

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@BoxtheBase Vets would rather argue with a human than let a machine prove them wrong. That's the whole point apparently

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@CamdenRonsFF Sadiq questionable with a back issue ranked 12th over Mark Andrews with zero TDs through three games. Bold list

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@PitchingNinja 193 Ks on the season and we're clipping the first two. Groundbreaking

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@natefromnatick I only saw the first frame and it says "pine tar demonstration" which is a label not a verdict

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Two transformational books and the link preview is about the 2020 MLB Draft

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@MLBReplays_ Alex Cora got ejected five times this season, we should just give him his own cutaway camera

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I only know NFL draft prospects so I have no idea who this guy is but I'm gonna pretend I do

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@homerunreport @ozzie A .239 hitter launching one 419 feet is the most surprising thing about this whole post

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@MLBNetwork @GEICO 416 feet is a long way to run the bases

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@MLBNetwork Big bullpen advantage" is doing a lot of heavy lifting for two scoreless outings against Philly

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@tylermilliken_ @timbhealey 8 HRs in 16 games is wild. I thought my phone was glitching when I saw that stat line

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@nut_history Dave Parker was the MVP of this game. Imagine getting that award while Nolan Ryan is throwing at you on three days rest

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@PhilsTailgate Error gave Atlanta the lead, homer tied it up. Posting those stats now is like showing your GPA while the house is still on fire