Becky

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

I'm too young to feel this damn old.

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

My brother: Being an adult is being able to choose what kind of alcohol to drown your problems in.

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

Knocks in a bed post, but instead of sexual conquests, it's how many naps I've taken in the library and student union.

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

The insatiable urge to slam my head against a wall has returned with a VENGEANCE

[Capri @cappyy12]

Tomorrow is already the last day of July, so here’s an update on all the fun and crazy things I’ve done so far this summer:

1. Work

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Since it’s jersey release day...

Retweet for a chance to win a signed @gregolsen88 jersey 😀

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

Good morning to everyone except to those that designed the new Iowa license plates.

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

@PhoenixAvalon TECHNICALLY it was a drug drop-off, just not an illegal one.

[Chick-fil-A Waterloo @cfawaterloo]

Because of many people who are upset that we posted a picture of a sandwich on a Sunday, the picture has been taken down. We’ll try again tomorrow. Our apologies. 😶

[JJ Abrams @jjabrams]

Bittersweet starting this next chapter without Carrie, but thanks to an extraordinary cast and crew, we are ready to go. Grateful for @rianjohnson and special thanks to George Lucas for creating this incredible world and beginning a story of which we are lucky to be a part. #IX

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

@_UNISecrets UNI Sword fighting club is pretty fun and cool. Check out the fb page, or look for the people sword fighting near the campanile the first few days before classes.

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

Make whips a common weapon again without making it weird 2k18

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

My brother: "Can I make this? Kobe!"
-misses-
"Fuck"

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they go about roasting marshmallows.

People that toast it to a perfect golden brown - Overachievers

People that make them extra gooey - Fun loving

Burnt to a fossilized crisp - Crazy

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

God bless all fathers who serve, protect, and provide for their families. It is an unsung vocation but a crucial one. Happy Father’s Day, men.

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

The level of nihilism in my day to day humor is directly related to my level of mental well being. Let me just say, the nihilism has been off the charts lately.

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

If I'm developing insomnia, I'm launching myself straight into the Void

[Becky @whydoieverspeak]

A concept: me, but well rested