Man Looking for a Wife

tsundere tamer in training | paleolithic soul | tall, handy, fat-hairy women appreciator | will build you bookshelves and hunt dinner | looking for yandere wife

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

I heard that X is the "everything app", so I've created a profile on here to find my future wife and see if that's true!

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@mosasomo1 the logic checks out

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

Yes.

[kare @droolyy]

Do U think the love of Ur life is on twitter or Discord?

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@whoknows_man thank you 🙏

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

Hot

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@pnzerbunny ok. on it!

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@pnzerbunny bunnies make good stew >:)

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@lana_viss I'd extend this to women too. You sometimes hear stories about that from families who win the lottery iirc...

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@reo_od I'll take that offer. Any one ready to do so just dm me, lol

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@mosasomo1 nevermind dawg u ain't ready yet 💔

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

Tell them it will take 8 hrs to do it.
Do it in two hours the day before.
Shit poast on twitter all day while raking in money doing nothing.
This is the way.

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@mosasomo1 this could be you in six months!

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@decodelily it's called obsession and it's cured when you imprison him in your basement for 30 years

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@mosasomo1 What you just told me is that you can become a chad arab warrior nomad and you're not going to take that chance???

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

@lana_viss I mean between those two options it certainly is!

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

don't do the math on how many hours of sleep that is every night...

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

Maybe I should go to sleep from 6 PM to 12/1 AM more often. Worked out pretty well for me today so far.

[Man Looking for a Wife @WhyGuy069]

i said it once but i'll say it again: chubby hairy women are the way, the truth, and the light!

[Kam @PatsKam]

men: “I want a girl with a flat stomach, naturally big tits, a natural big butt, perfect luscious hair, beautiful eyes”

women: “I just want a tall man”

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