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[itzy binks ohtani 💙🇲🇽 @theitzybinks]

"is that Madonna?"- my 11 year old brother

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[culture @notgwendalupe]

nothing altered my brain chemistry more as a kid than watching Sarah Michelle Gellar use her Buffy skills into Daphne

[Dan 🪩 @bydanram]

found out the gonorrhea vaccine is also a meningitis b vaccine..*laughs in slag*

[dalia @siegfriedkjs]

try three weeks without Charli.....

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

@buffys @GIRLISSUESBAND @hulu @DisneyPlus i just cancelled my subscription that i’ve had for 7 years solely because of this, you just lost a valued customer and i will be urging all of my friends to do the same with their accounts. this is so disappointing

[charlie @chunkbardey]

time to choose a halloween costume! first things first: what is my relationship to my gender sexuality and body

[alex @spicyysouvlaki]

the concept of this photo being recreated but its chronically online people looking at a pop base tweet

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

How the tl feels right now

[Aybhl @RealAybhl]

Me to the nurses and doctors taking care of trump—

[Klaus 🧞‍♀️ @Klausfigu]

Buffys coming to announce that Trump is Dead

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

[Lana Del Rey Leaks @LanaDelLeaks]

Lyric Leak❕

All About Ethel:

Ethel Cain hated my Instagram post

[matt genovese @mattgenofilm]

The vision has never been more clear

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

I’ve been singing “Ethel cain hated my instagram post” all morning. Help!!!!!

And something about the Waffle House & a picture w/some boy? But how can a melody & instruments & background vocals & the mixing be so good that I’m walking around all day talking about a person named Ethel who I do not know hating an instagram post I never even posted? HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I’m sure Ethel is a nice person. *hums the melody again & drifts off into this somber state whilst looking off into the horizon”.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

when we drive in your car, i’m your baby

[🦑 @whyhavelabels]

@SLHonesto no the labubussy

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

my fave genre of contemporary art:

[⊹₊⟡⋆ ꪆ𓏲 vic @vicasterology]

this is TWITTER not TIKTOK
we say SUICIDE
we say MURDER
we say PORN
we cannot say C*SGENDER