he ain't it

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he stares at you and then goes cross eyed #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he's missing a tooth and keeps his fake tooth in his pocket #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he says "I'm feeling washed up if you wanna come over" #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If you wake up at 9am and tell your roommates "I'm going to eat my toast then get laid" you are awesome and #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If you meet at @Wendys at 3:00am #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he asks your for road head on the way home from your first date #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he stays late at a party at your place to be the last person strategically to try and hook up #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he casually tells you he is divorced while you're at a beer fest #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he asks your manager permission to hit on you #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If this is his @Tinder picture #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If his voice is an octave higher than yours #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he wears earmuffs in the winter #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If, on your first date, he pays for your dinner with a groupon #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he can't get it up after three attempts #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he only wears basketball shorts when you see him #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If his mom walks in on you having sex at his own house #heaintit

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If he messages you on tinder "butt stuff?" #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he awkwardly places his hand on your breast with no movement #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If he comes out your bathroom with cocoa butter on his dick #heaintit

[he ain't it @whyheaintit]

If uses Bojangles "Bo Bucks" to pay for your dinner at Bojangles #heaintit