Hoffy Hour

Imagine if you started a year ago 941|850

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

I am officially, no questions or academic holds, a Florida State SEMINOLE

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

@Herbayderbay 7???? You’re a madman

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

There are two justice systems.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

How come it's always "if you can't pay your bills, get a better job" but never "if you can't find workers, pay a better salary"

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

@naturallight Not Florida

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

@SkizzyMars Feels good to be bumpin new skizzy again

[bear @iamblackbear]

it takes me 3 hours to pack for a vacation but 3 months to unpack

[Geoff @geoffhatesyou]

Has anybody ever actually gotten a breakfast burrito that was good or do we all just keep ordering them out of hope

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

@geoffhatesyou DAWG THIS RIGHT HERE

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

What’s the meaning of my fortune reading when I cracked the cookie all it said was keep dreaming

[hooka doncic @itsjakeparsons]

republicans are such grifters

[jordan @JordanUhl]

wow feeling so much safer now

[Geoff @geoffhatesyou]

I thought I left myself a water on my nightstand went to slam it and it was a flat vodka soda and I just want to know why my bedside beverages are choosing violence this early on a Sunday

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

@Herbayderbay Congrats dude!

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

I refuse to look at clothing from California. Y’all mother fuckers selling shorts for 85 bucks?? Get outta heah

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

Well that escalated quickly

[Andrew Rogers @AROG46]

@ChrisMClark19 Definitely was him

[Hoffy Hour @whyitdoe]

You left your shoes and your blouse
You make this home a house