WhyitRoast

Undisputed Greatest Gamer in North America. 2006 Time Person of the Year. Hydro Homie

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Getting closer 🇳🇴

[WhyitRoast @WhyitRoast]

Your mayor is Muslim
Your bagel is Jewish
Trump's a pedo
Spurs win 4 in a row

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[jameson (big deck energy) @jamesonhaslam]

Groundr

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[WhyitRoast @WhyitRoast]

I'm often reminded of Jimmy Carter's beloved Peanut farm

[Trump Mobile @TrumpMobile]

The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start shipping this week!!!

[WhyitRoast @WhyitRoast]

Liz: please Tracy, just one night, let me not have to worry about you embarrassing me
Tracy: how would I even embarrass you LL, by puking on the floor?
*Cut to Jack's office*
Liz: and then he puked on the floor
Jack: Good God Lemon

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

30 Rock courtside

[WhyitRoast @WhyitRoast]

Should have said "Thrilled to announce my new position as Quarterback for the Las Vegas Raiders"
#FakeDemon

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

and there it is:

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Game 2 tonight in Boston.

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[WhyitRoast @WhyitRoast]

Why hasn't @KutterIsKing posted this video with the caption "Aaron Judge during the WBC" yet?

[Eric Lindquist @EricLindquist]

Anybody I’ve bet to hit a home run the past two days

[Maia @maiamindel]

tweets from 1776

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often and for the same reason"

- Mark Twain

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

83!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Eiichiro Oda has written the secret behind the ONE PIECE Treasure on a piece of paper sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Once the series ends, the truth will be revealed.

[Leclerc al Gaib @sharl_leclerc16]

ooooh I’m Charles Leclerc. I make 40 million dollars a year to be Ferrari’s golden boy. I get to celebrate marrying my model wife by driving universally beloved, vintage Ferrari cars around my gorgeous, scenic hometown where I am a local hero. Fuck you.

[WhyitRoast @WhyitRoast]

Maybe I just don't believe in the US justice system, but I feel like people who rape children probably don't have much trouble lying under oath...

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

😂Hilarious! What the words to The Lion King song actually mean…