Damnit Ark

I have the same initials as a brand of lube.

One thing they never tell you about adulthood: an overabundant use of understatements

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

Huh?

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

ROFLMAO 🤣

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

This is going to haunt Trump for the rest of his miserable life.

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

Today @POTUS gave a speech on Holocaust Remembrance Day and Trump sat in a court room while an adult film star he had an affair with and then paid to cover it up talked about him. That’s called a split screen and the choice.

[Konstantin Toropin @KToropin]

NEW: @DepPentPressSec says that the Pentagon’s reproductive travel policy — the one that prompted @SenTuberville to hold all top promotions for months — was used just 12 times between June and Dec 2023.

It cost the @DeptofDefense $40,791.

[The Briefing with Jen Psaki @PsakiBriefing]

.@jrpsaki: "It’s becoming apparent that a Trump-run RNC is not actually about the traditional role of voter outreach and turnout. It is about suppressing the vote and planning ahead for how to keep Donald Trump in power.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Ngl I laughed

(it’s also true)

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: We’re the only nation in the history of the world built on an idea. We have never walked away from the idea. And I promise you, I will not let Donald Trump and the Maga Republicans force us to walk away now

[Code B @CommutingStew]

We have NINETY SECONDS to evacuate an aircraft, 90. So when we ask you to put your seat back and tray tables in their full upright position, buckle your seatbelt and stow bags completely under the seats, it's for this type of situation. To get everyone off the airplane alive.

[Dmytro Kuleba @DmytroKuleba]

Putin escalates terror against Ukraine. Today was already the second mass missile strike in just four days. Civilian infrastructure has been damaged; people, including children, have been injured and killed.

We expect all states to strongly condemn the attack and take resolute action. Here are the five steps that can be taken right now:

1. Expedite the delivery of additional air defense systems and ammunition to Ukraine;

2. Provide Ukraine with combat drones of all types;

3. Provide Ukraine with long-range missiles of 300 km+ range;

4. Approve the use of frozen Russian assets for assisting Ukraine;

5. Isolate Russian diplomats in relevant capitals and international organizations.

The terrorist regime in Moscow must realize that the international community will not turn a blind eye to the murder of civilians and the destruction of civilian infrastructure in Ukraine.

Full MFA statement: https://t.co/8gVsibk94w

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

With ultimately no change to the Pentagon's policy, Sen. Tuberville backed down for a second time this month and allowed the Senate to unanimously confirm the remaining top military nominees.
https://t.co/npvnRQ9pfd

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

The Israelis have informed the United States that they have begun testing out flooding some of the Gaza tunnels with seawater “on a limited basis” to see if it will work to degrade the tunnel network on a larger scale, a US official told CNN on Tuesday.

[Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz]

This is astonishing. https://t.co/LBWFAen7ue

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

This is a reminder that, in 19th-century Scots, a ‘hurkle-durkler’ is one who lingers in bed long after its time to get up.

[Sara Sievert @sara__si]

#Raketenalarm in Tel Aviv. Die Regierungsmaschine wird umgehend evakuiert. @Bundeskanzler wird in einen Schutzraum gebracht. Wir legen uns vor dem Flugzeug auf den Boden. @robinalexander_ @frautoroxel

[Isobel Yeung @IsobelYeung]

🙏

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

🚨 If you don’t want Jim Jordan to be Speaker, make sure you contact your rep TODAY about it - especially if you’re in Westchester, Hudson Valley, Catskills, Long Island, and beyond.

We can help you do that here: https://t.co/jNrlbVKU1Y