Low-functioning sociopath

Q . How many unique English tweets are possible? How long would it take for the population of the world to read them all out loud? (memoir of an unloved soul)

[黒 Soul 🌹世界 @sakasamaszn]

name that anime 🤖

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i think you could argue for an emmy nomination for essentially every actor in andor’s ensemble cast but if i had to pick just four to champion these would be my mvps of season 2

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

kendrick lamar: “if this world was mine I’d take your dreams and make them multiply”

me:

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[ad* @goslingsfilms]

he’s so silly i can’t take him anywhere

[kareem @kareemmpie]

the first tweet i see when i wake up

[JPEGMAFIA @jpegmafia]

Now lets address ye

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

It’s time to admit we’ve lost him for good

[robin @pixelated_robin]

boots

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

EVEN THE AI IS FLABBERGASTED 😭

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

Bianca gonna get a 10 episode Netflix special after this bro 💀😭

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

BIANCA FOR FUCK SAKE TAKE YOUR HUSBANDS PHONE AWAY

[Coldplay @coldplay]

✨ The choir of Ahmedabad