Patrick Gordon

student // writer // filmmaker // podcaster // town fool // UNC Charlotte Class of 2025 // “aint no Planet X comin cuz aint no space cuz aint not globe earth”

[Charlotte Baseball @CharlotteBSB]

Let a Niner Know, @ConnorMaryniak5 is a DAWG 🐶

#GoldStandard x #9ATC

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

me and my boy rob manfred are wearing our matching oxford shirts that have the samsung logo embroidered on them and walking into a restaurant 9 minutes before it closes. tweeting this from my laptop because i brought it

[prezoh @prezoh]

prezoh will never kill elon musk

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

Greatest Show in Sports Entertainment

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

#NewProfilePic

[Patrick Gordon @whynotdatcord]

@RTContact hey I keep seeing a bunch of people having the FIRST exclusive gurpler and the squish monkey refunded. I ordered both of those and haven’t heard anything at all, they’re the only items left that haven’t been shipped. Can I get some sort of update?

[David Conway @davidvconway]

@SIDEEYEmusic

[Cosmic Crisp® Apple @thecosmiccrisp]

Regulation Apple 🍎

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

these days people are calling shohei ohtani “the $1000 man!” i’m in the process of learning more large numbers so my posts will be better

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Watching stunts videos and saying “I could do that” out loud to everyone in the library

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

well we’re still the best in the world at the version of football we invented where you have to run around in motorcycle helmets that almost no one else in the world wants to play

[Kareezee @kareezee]

@HornetsOnBally @pickuphoop

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

went to the store

[Patrick Gordon @whynotdatcord]

@chakidbest29 $datcord

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

if i had a million dollars i’d be like damn!

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Sorry for showing up at your house with a gun and demanding money

[Patrick Gordon @whynotdatcord]

@CarnationBoi

[keir 📖🇵🇸 @keir_92]

ah shit, here we go again