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[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

there’s always that one mf doing backflips at the gym for no reason

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

https://t.co/XuZ1lhaQFE

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

i just watched a coco robot almost get hit by a car and i actually felt bad. ew

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Just know …I understand Britney Spears

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I do think people 25 and under should watch early Vanderpump rules not because it proves elder millennials were so great and had superior culture (let’s be honest it potentially proves the opposite, back to the days when every girl owned 40 15 dollar chunky statement necklaces) but that it shows there was this completely different culture pre 2016 that was eradicated utterly in the midst of cataclysmic social upheaval and there’s value in remembering a pre polarization era where there was kind of broad optimism and earnestness coupled with a trashy sleazy youth culture that was significantly more permissive than what exists now. Like everyone in those first couple of seasons would be immediately canceled now weekly for the things they said and did on tv.

[CeCe Panty @bigbamboos]

They should make a Sex and The City ride at Universal Studios based on the car ride where they talk about anal

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

rip brittany murphy you would’ve been excellent in A24 movies.

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

every day i discover a new way to fuck up my eyebrows

[rach ⋆˖ ࣪⭑ @ff4t4l3]

#tgif

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

this weather is messing with my gym schedule

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

🙂‍↕️

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

the Burial influence on this #hermind
https://t.co/eQRPxJ0Pp9

[bla(z)e @workinonit]

this song is so simple but her voice is enough to make u break down into tears https://t.co/i9UrSzR2Nu

[xandra is A*POP ST★R @Soobinsfakegir1]

Tyla has arrived at her “A*POP” Listening Event in London!

[Dr. NSPM-7 Whoa🔻🌺 @dasmadchengyal]

you have no healthcare, can't buy a house, rent is almost unaffordable, food is skyrocketing, no paid leave, no childcare. but your tax dollars will fund a foreign country with healthcare, paid leave, childcare + funding the entire lives unemployed settlers & the orthodox.

[Nani @feareatssouls]

I’ve been told I’m strong my entire life when all I really want is to be held and to be hugged

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

i can always sense when oomfies isn’t doing well 😔

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

bro why would he say this lmao

[maría @whyouscaredfoo]

sooo true (derogatory)

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Argentina = Knicks