kermit the fuck (returns)

anyhoo (she/her)

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

as a gay teenager, i never felt like i had the proper tools to succeed. that’s why, for this pride month, i’ve partnered with home depot,

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

When colleges ask for an alumni donation

[Elizabeth Marvel @E_E_Marvel]

The tiny parchment notes my 3rd grader is passing to friends at school, sealed with the wax from her baybel cheese.

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

the grinch is all about how if you’re hated enough no one rlly cares if u always have ur ass out

[kermit the fuck (returns) @whyrachh]

Just noticed the Salvation Army slogan is “everyone needs an army” mmmm I don’t really think so, no

[kermit the fuck (returns) @whyrachh]

If I was a rapper, I would go by Carl Yung

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣’𝕤 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝔹𝕒𝕫 @BazBombadil]

it’s not easy watching your parents age

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Late to the Grace Kelly Tik Tok trend but WAY early for our Christmas movie musical. 🎵 ➡️ @mikasounds

[Mindy Shore @heyheyminday]

the sign my boyfriend made for my half marathon. I can’t

[kermit the fuck (returns) @whyrachh]

@robynmary_ Classic

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Got kicked out the casino last night for being too drunk, but when I was getting taken out, folk were asking why, I kept saying “card counting” and the bouncer became the most rattled man in the world. Screaming “that’s not why!” at me.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

cutting bell peppers and adding googly eyes is bound to heal your soul a little, give it a try

[bubs @eastbaybub]

triple dog dare is just a regular dare to Cerberus

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

wow i see why they call it the wendy city

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

my uncle just told my cousin not to get a hatchback because it's "a woman's car" and it took everything i had not to say "fellas is it gay to be able to transport stuff"

[kermit the fuck (returns) @whyrachh]

bbq chckn pizza at yeah yeahs this week 🤤

[kermit the fuck (returns) @whyrachh]

Michael Keaton is EVERYWHERE

[kermit the fuck (returns) @whyrachh]

Vaping makes me sneeze