The Gladfather

[_jd_stro @_jdstro]

No offense to car salesmen out there but when someone puts in an online inquiry, don’t do this. It’s obnoxious & the fastest way to lose a sale. You’re not the only one with the goods.

[Scipio @__Scipio__]

He's obviously the undercover cop. You either kill her or arrest her at the end.

[RONIN 💿 @TheLastRonin714]

Sony argues that “reasonable consumers” already understand they don’t truly own their digital games. Fine—change the confirmation button from “Purchase” to “Rent” & see how sales are affected. Consumers will immediately hesitate, exposing how misleading the current terminology is

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

It is a web cam now

[Afro-Chicagoan @its_lindz]

I was ready to burn some CDs

[𝓂𝓊𝒶𝒶 ✴ @besitoconodio]

cuando la broma ya terminó hace 20 minutos, pero sigue repitiéndose en mi cabeza sin parar

[mel @ackermel_]

first in my bloodline to see a mounted ps5

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu pausando a música pra ver se o barulho estranho vem da música ou se está dentro de casa

[Wilfrid💫🇸🇳🇻🇦 @WILFRID667]

Quand tu te rends compte que « J’ai fait toutes mes études sans ChatGPT » est en train de devenir la nouvelle version de « Je marchais 10 km pour aller à l’école », dont les parents se vantent.

[Selp @Selp765]

Ela guardou no mesmo lugar que todos os protagonistas de GTA guardam as 27 armas que eles carregam ao mesmo tempo

[Covie @covie_93]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is.......strange.

[Joe Thomas @joe97559604]

Apparently Barron Trump is a big fan of the accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate; it's very sweet because his dad was also a big fan of a sex trafficker.

Something about Apples and trees.

[valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ @bugoclock]

this is what a panic attack feels like

[Mykhailo Rohoza @MykhailoRohoza]

Donald Trump can rename lakes, gulfs, and anything else he wants, but he can never change the fact that his name appears 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

[Paige @PaigeScene]

When you have a friend who's willing to play any game with you:

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Things missing in R&B today:

Yearning
Begging
Bridges
Church choir background

[𝓐⭑ @ayogiovanna]

Neurodivergent people: “I’m exhausted. I desperately need sleep.”
Also neurodivergent people at 2 a.m.: “But I haven’t had any time to just exist as myself today.”
So naturally, sleep has been postponed in favor of staring at the ceiling and enjoying the first uninterrupted moments of the day.

[Noémie ✨ @nonod971]

Alors que cette fille va clairement à la salle mdrrr

[‘J🦋 @jxvcee]

OMG WHAT A THROWBACK PURE NOSTALGIAAAA

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Probably not a good sign when celebrities have to fund social services because the president won't.