El Tigre Blanco

Professor of archaeology, expert on the occult, and obtainer of rare antiquities.

[El Tigre Blanco @Whyte_Tyger]

@DocSeals You’re absolutely right

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Being vaccinated does not mean you can go way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, learn how much that muddy water means to you, learn how to swim, learn who you are, a lot about livin and a little bout love

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@victoriaaasays @NRO @Bendetowies I almost quote tweeted this this morning

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@Bendetowies at least we finally know where KD is hanging out and why we never see him

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@Bendetowies it’s so windy today too smh

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#KUbball

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@Bendetowies that extra surcharge the next day is really just supporting small business

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The possibility of Mahomes, Herbert, Watson and Russ all playing each other twice a year

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Russell Wilson’s camp has broached trade destinations with the Seahawks, per @MikeDugar, @SandoNFL and @JaysonJenks

The Dolphins, Jets, Saints and Raiders have been mentioned. Some people in the NFL think a trade could happen “in the near future.”

🍿 @brgridiron

[El Tigre Blanco @Whyte_Tyger]

@Bendetowies This is the spiritual precursor to the Succession scene where Tom eats Logan’s chicken

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Ted Cruz’s vacation being ruined by his job is actually the only relatable thing about him.

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@rcyzman Joe Biden get this man to zero!!!

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On one hand, I want my student loans cancelled. On the other, I’m in absolute awe of our state school grad president’s commitment to sticking it to Ivy Leaguers. Truly inspiring stuff.

[El Tigre Blanco @Whyte_Tyger]

the POTUS run was misguided, but Beto never got enough credit for his hard line on gun control

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Texans are suffering without power because those in power have failed us. As with Covid, a natural disaster has become far deadlier due to the inaction & ineptitude of Abbott and Texas’ Republican leadership. This didn’t have to happen and doesn’t have to continue. 1/4

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@DocSeals The things I’d do to throw the Lombardi trophy between boats

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oh will you look at that? it’s already turn on beach house and dissociate o’clock

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@Bendetowies @natalieweber8 Thank you. I appreciate your support in this trying time.

[Jackie Daytona @MrBigTweets]

this super bowl was doomed months ago when @Whyte_Tyger made a blinded lights tik tok dance video

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Halftime show ruled, but I’m still not having a good time

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@ontoilettoolong if that first clarinet doesn’t get you absolutely going, you don’t have a soul

[LaborWorks @WorksLabor]

@billbarnwell Brady's toughest road to a SB? Um, he hasn't had one: Brady was lucky to have joined a team called THE PATRIOTS just before 9/11. After that date, the NFL did all it could to make sure THE PATRIOTS "won" all the time, despite cheating often.