Sam Long

Soprano based in Houston

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Here’s what you should know about the historic heat wave headed our way.

Especially if you’re (hypothetically) having your wedding at MSG this weekend.

[allie g 🍉 @temujoandidion]

See how easy it is to express your love in Midtown without inconveniencing the rest of New York City @taylorswift13

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

IT’S ZOHRAN’S PARTY NOW BITCH

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Good lord this edit. Insane.

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Dems saying “why can’t he be president” just change the law bro who cares

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

you call sports homoerotic and straight men are like "you just don't understand the brotherhood, the bonds of men" which is arguably a very gay answer

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Sam Long @whythLongface]

"go fuck yourself" but to the tune of Queen's Don't Stop Me Now

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

In the past 10 minutes I’ve seen a cop yelled Fuck the Spurs, Spiderman doing pull-ups on scaffolding, a girl with an angelic voice singing Empire State of Mind on a boombox, and a dad help his 8 year old son light a Wemby jersey on fire. There are no other cities in the world

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

NEW YORK IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD

[Laza🇨🇴 @Laza_Bautista]

Crazy to say. There isn’t enough bars in New York City rn lmao

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[tori @voguepearls]

i love my great country new york city

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

nothing more beautiful to me that seeing all these photos of new yorkers watching the game together on screens in the streets. greatest city in the world

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[rie marine 🎣📝 vtuber @riemarineVT]

ADHD IS MOST EFFECTIVELY MANAGED WITH MEDICATION AND THERAPY IN CONJUNCTION!!!! THE MEDS HELP YOU GET TO BASELINE SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY LEARN THE SKILLS UR MISSING UR NOT STUPID!!!!! MANAGING UR DISORDER IS JUST A LONG JOURNEY THATS OK!!!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI AS CANDIDATE FOR NYC MAYOR
•Media: Will you go to Israel if you're Mayor?
•Mamdani: I'm focused on NYC and affordability for all New Yorkers
•Media: Lol good luck winning your election
•Mamdani: [Wins election, +38 approval]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI AS NYC MAYOR
•Media: Will you go to Israel day as Mayor?
•Mamdani: I'm focused on NYC and affordability for all New Yorkers
•Media: Lol good luck winning public support
•Mamdani: [Public approval rises to +48]

Protect this man at all costs❤️✊🏽

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

it's highway robbery for universities to charge you years and years of tuition fees and then not give you lifelong access to online academic databases via their library portal

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Not understanding how to use trains or busses in New York is a skill issue sorry