I’m reading a litererotica story because 😜
And this sentence almost made me bust out laughing
“You are working your clitoris more quickly with your hand as I alternate chewing your labia with my lips”
Huhhhh you better not be
@Charlygotyou My boss recently said something about how everyone at work needs to speak English and I said it’s not my fault your parents didn’t grow you up to be bilingual.
@calpizzakitchen waited an hour and paid $100 just for my tostadas pizza to come with NOTHING. And ofc @DoorDash only wants to give me $7 back. Very disappointed