Sam'song

They call me DAXSAAB

[Sam'song @whyyysodumb]

@fiza_fizi_fizu Best of luck ladyy 🩷
#Match2027

[zo @w1tvh]

i wanna be disgustingly educated but i forget everything i learn in an hour or two

[Ayesha Ijaz Khan @ayeshaijazkhan]

The British wanted to knight Jinnah and give him the title of “Sir”. He refused it.

Not every award needs to be accepted. Just sayin’….

[nma. @namaloomafraaad]

field marshal over a 2 day conflict??? dost ka pait kharab tha tou maine kaha flagyl kha le aaj se mai bhi gastroenterologist hoon

[Sabah Bano Malik @sabahbanomalik]

At least Pakistan is consistent. It gave us just a few days to be proud before it had us embarrassed again.

[az @dfetsz]

when the security guard at your home does his job.. you pat him on the back, maybe give him better equipment if possible & send him back on the post.. what you don't do is invite him inside your home, replace your aba & make him the man of the house...

[Dexie @dexiewrites]

in 1971, India made Sam Manekshaw its Field Marshal ’cause he split Pakistan into two and secured the largest military surrender since WW2.

in 2025, we’re making a guy Field Marshal ‘cause we downed 6 Indian jets? lowkey embarrassing.

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

India ka sahi hai har aairay ghairay influencer ko state secrets pata hain, hamaray yahan wazir e Azam ko nahi pata hota kal tak usnay hona hai ya nahi

[عبداللہ @Blahhhhhh34]

Incase Field Marshal sy dill na bhary to

[deeja✯⁠ @deejasays]

Do you all realize how serious it is that Jemima, along with Kasim and Sulaiman, are all raising their voice for Imran Khan? The fact that they all are so much concerned shows how real and serious the threat to his life must be :((

[Rida Rashid @ridarashid_]

Now that it's over, hold them accountable for the crimes committed locally, and stop cheering for the bare minimum, - doing their mandated job.

[Hassan @Gotoxytop2]

"yar jinnah Pakistan nay bharat par hi hamla krdiya???"

[Osama. @ashaqeens]

Yeh hamara barapan hai itnay nuclear weapons aur taqatwar fauj honay k bawajood hum dunya say qarza letay hai warna hum chayeh tou bhatta bhi lay saktay hai - whatsapp gems

[Rayyan @RayyanGhani]

Another victim. This man from Gujrat got his right arm injured due to radiation. Government is silent!

[Hassan @Gotoxytop2]

3 Pakistani cheifs did press conference together, they copied it the next day. Pakistan released picture of PAF command and control system and they are copying it again 🤣🤣

[سارہ @SendCheesecake]

He speaks really well- English and Urdu both. He was just looking for respectful words to call Indian pilots “nallay”.

[اسد @zarathustra_3]

How many Pakistanis have died from the radiation leaks because of massive Indian attack on our nuclear facilities? Please comment if you’re dead already.

[samiya @pinklininginsky]

Pakistan getting all the recognition and praises from international media for defeating India.

A thread 👇🏻

[⭑🦢⭑ @subh_ka_sitaara]

Next ceasefire that we're desperately praying for 🤲🏼