YZ-Guy

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
My pronouns are Hee / Haw
A philosophical troublemaker with Wi-Fi

[YZ-Guy @WhyZee_Guy]

Kid finally got his stripes today. He got the responsibility and expectations a year ago, just not the pay or rank.
I guess the Marines operate just like Corporate America, "you've been promoted, kinda sorta"
I'll need to speak with him about the ink 🤨

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@Hombrelmparable Put her in the cage with Dakota

https://t.co/uBS0bXocG7

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@SunnySideUg00a @DisrespectedThe @MalluChique You have the reciepts for that? Or is that something you heard on the Interwebz?

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@apbtmentality I just totally freak out; there are just too many turny things and slowing down and stuff. Then the foliage planted in the middle is overwhelming, but no matter the obstacles, I'll still make it to your girlfriend's house to satisfy her again.

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@SouthDallasFood

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@chuck_northup @DesireeAmerica4

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@HistorianUSA1 On a more humorous note, enjoy this mechanic poetry

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@HistorianUSA1 Of all the cars I've owned over the past 50 years I've never seen a cabin filter buried this deep in the dashboard.
Filter is $12 at AutoZone or O'Reilly's.
Service time for a mechanic: 3 minutes
DIY 10 minues
Anything else, you are being ripped off.

https://t.co/Ig0SXVulE6

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@AndrewRoge63446 @anttsinc The upside is you are closer to the meth labs😳

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@A10TheHog YZ-Guy

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@MAGA_X_Times Homes built in North Texas from pretty much 2015 forward are falling apart.
There are a couple of YouTube channels where inspectors document widespread shoddy builds.

https://t.co/2kJObsaKbq

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@Rbaker923456 @Newsforce Of course you'd pick a color rather than just an American or Texan.
Your hate for your own is showing
But that is superfluous; you are a Democrat after all.

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@hollo_point2020 @Carlos__Turcios Because Greg Abbott gave them free H-1B visas.

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@KenH5280 @MrPhresh225 @FrontlinesTPUSA I know that about "cracker"
These people are too stoopid to understand insults they're trying to sling

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@SSnoticer @FrontlinesTPUSA If they truly understood the word cracker, they would not be using it

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@FrontlinesTPUSA If they truly understood the word cracker, they would not be using it

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@MooreGovernor @texasrunnerDFW @business Nah, they wouldn't do that, they'd be afraid of accidentally eating their cousin 🤣

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@elonmusk Now you're just fucking with Jeff 🤣

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@BreannaMorello I spent eight years locked up in the penitentiary.
My divorce was worse than anything I ever dealt with locked up

https://t.co/v6K6vwZvze

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@DeplorableDad60 @YoAdrienne1968

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@alexstein99 @OwenShroyer1776 They failed at policing downtown Dallas. AT&T would have stayed if their employees weren't accosted and robbed almost every morning. It was not that big of an effort but they phacked it up anyway