chris ybarra

I did some stuff with some people in a lot of places...

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

Hey kids, no blue checkmark here. No ulterior motives, no engagement farming. I'm genuinely and literally only here to gaslight you.

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@3DrakaiNa Welcome back! Hope the bug isnt too bad. And cherish everyday with Dio! Also, you're the nerd 😄 I'm super cool 😎

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

Outrunning the storm 😎

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@rawmilkhoney It probably wasn't really that good anyway.

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@Jadestormchase I drove through that this morning heading down to Mt Pleasant. Caught a little of it before the heavy rain hit

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@rawmilkhoney Hey you go. You can have all my free money. None of my money that I had to work for, but all the free money I got is yours 😉

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@mikethemofo Nah I'm in Iowa

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

Narrator: It wasn't in fact pleasant.

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@mikethemofo Driving through a tornado watch. Its between me and Cedar Rapids

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@BlackDumpling Mustard. Lettuce, grilled onions, tomato and extra pickles. And cheese. Sharp cheddar. A little ketchup on the other side. Just a little. And hot sauce. Specifically Cholua, but on the mustard side. And the buns are toasted and buttered. With a root beer. Uncut, with both hands.

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@wretchedplebe @HeatherIsUnsane ... in a whisper from far far away. Like Tuscaloosa.

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@ForestMommy @Stephanieintime My boys still think that they have to be quiet or they will scare away the fish 😏

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@dosegenderos @OGCrimsonJester You, specifically, should watch Stargate 😁

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@wretchedplebe @__LaVieEnRose__ Warlord is essentially like super dad.

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@Stephanieintime Enough with all "stair control" bullshit. All propaganda meant to misdirect attention from Big Gravity. Everyone is always talking about electromagnetic this and strong force that. Gravity has it hands in EVERYTHING. Everything you can think of and no one is paying attention!

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@dosegenderos I would just flex and bust out of there.

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@Intel_Dork @flapprdotnet You're a real one for volunteering. The best crash test dum- little sister, a brother could ask for 🥲

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@Intel_Dork @flapprdotnet As an older brother, give him the best birthday gift by letting him lock you in the closet like I used to do to my little sister. Or whichever shenanigans were his favorite 😄

[chris ybarra @wickdchris]

@polesnail_ No, my mom always cutoff the prologues for me when I was a kid and I kinda just got used to liking it that way.