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[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

I make $800,000 per year working at Target one day a week, with no degree.

I purposely switch shifts so I work on the day we get Pokémon restocks. I take my 30 minute lunch break as they’re being loaded onto the shelves and I clean everything out for MSRP before customers even have a chance at seeing it.

Work smarter, not harder.

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

BUSINESSES ARE NOW USING PREDICTION MARKETS TO HEDGE PROMOTIONS LOL

A BAR IN NYC HAD A PROMO IF THE KNICKS WIN, THEY COVER EVERYONE’S DRINKS FOR THE NIGHT

THE BAR PLACED A $5K HEDGE ON KALSHI THAT PAYS OUT IF THE KNICKS WIN

THE BAR WINS EITHER WAY

[wick @wickdeadlock]

@voidzuva Someone just farmed ☝️🤓

[voidzu 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌑 @voidzuva]

me and my duo have ranked down so much since new urn changes we have noticed how unclear the comms have become and we spent a whole game laughing about it (im emissary 1 now kms)

[sorokor @sorocore]

can any deadlock geniuses explain what happened here?

[Irushi @Im_IrushiK]

Opus 4.8 is insane, nothing will be the same after this model 💀

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Popped a Zyn while drinking a Celsius and now I can hear my hair growing

[cav empty @cavempty_]

was sleepy as hell on my drive to work and i couldn’t stop thinking about the brick method of driving

[Aaron @Norapom04]

the western mind cannot comprehend the kind of larp thats available on taobao

[Franky Shaw @frankyecom]

Which server does the most in bottle service? 🤔

These videos do insane organic views and are made using my 5.1 AI UGC system.

It’s subconscious but did you see the drink over and over again in the video?

This is mass awareness done well.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Scottie Scheffler attempting birdie putts mid arrest. Relatable.

[Michael Timbs @michael_timbs]

Been trying the whole “2g of creatine for every 1 lb of body weight” thing for a month now and I’ve never felt worse. How do you guys do it. It’s also like $1000 a week of creatine.

[atago ♥️🤍 @Atago_Is_Here]

having an AI that drives so horrendously dirty that you want to friend players to get rid of it is genuinely genius

[Trix @Trix__dk]

How Souvenir Dragon Lore owners look at their car today

[Rolo @RoloPoloTV]

Making a random go “rip for rip” with me on Call of Duty 😂

[serotoninskeptic @5HTskeptic]

Never buying regular sugar again. 500mL bottle of fucking horse dextrose from Tractor Supply. Never crashing again or being carb-depleted. I am the #boss. Injecting half a horse dose rn and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.