Wicked Delicious

Loves to cook with and for friends. Does not cook friends. (also: Assume it's sarcasm.)

Opinions are mine only and do not reflect those of my employer.

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@ThatEricAlper I can still spout the list of all state of being verbs that we had to memorize in 8th grade. Where are my keys? No idea.

[CWA @CWAUnion]

The narrative that "it's rude to talk about your salary" allows bosses to get away with paying workers whatever they want.

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@stealthygeek Wow. This is the most beautiful vision of becoming aged and decrepit I've ever seen and I'm no longer afraid.

[a "Black-passing" Latina. @aliciasanchez]

Studies show that people of color workers spend more time commuting than white folks—due to gentrification, lack of public transport infrastructure and redlining, people of color lose about a month per year in commute time. It’s why so many of us are attached to remote work.

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

“cultural genocide”

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@Iamnot_nkulieb This is amazing!!!

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@JesseThorn With your name you are definitely the ex city cop who moves to a small town after a traumatic event and solves crimes. Like, way more crimes than one small town should have. You have a big heart and a dark past.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

no such thing as a child prostitute

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

So the last 14 months have been:
January
February
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
Election Month
Idiot-caused Covid Apocalypse
Literal Insurrection
March

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@DearDean22 Aspirational love, aspirational partnership, aspirational individually.

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@DearDean22 Yes! Evil Elena’s weather machine! 🤣

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Millions of his constituents are without power and water in freezing temps and @tedcruz is *literally* hopping a plane to spring break in Cancun.

You can't make this shit up.

[Desiree Adaway(she/her) @desireeadaway]

Good. Until we can open up schools safely I don’t want to hear shit about a music festival

[Alan Dettlaff @AlanDettlaff]

Riley Williams stole a laptop from Nancy Pelosi and tried to sell it to Russia. She was released from jail after 3 days to the care of her mother. As a reminder, Kalief Browder stole a backpack & spent 3 years at Rikers Island without trial. He later died by suicide. Two systems.

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@notcapnamerica We knew it, but SEEING it...

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

19th-century authors killing off a major character
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19th-century authors describing a chair or something
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[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Jan 6th is one of those days that’s harder to process as more time passes. A neo-nazi militia smashed into the US Capitol building with shirts that say “six million Jews isn’t enough”, they beat a cop to death, and then, the sitting US President responded by saying he loves them.