Wicked Park Guy

19% Gay | Dua Lipa’s straight advocate | First team All pro Goon defense | conceived by a former priest | DM statistics: 1-2

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

People that take the time to grab an umbrella just to prove they were smart enough to check the weather app prior to leaving for work are terrorists

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

All baby girls in the Southport area come in

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

I miss hearing Stuart Scott’s voice

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

SportsCenter top plays for Friday July 28, 2006

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

@BacardiCapital I adore coke nails

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

Why is it go the full nine yards? Shouldn’t it be ten yards?

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@bigdumb_baby Did it work ?

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Need the girl in the red bikini to leave me the alone, god damn

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

When are you officially too old to consume ample amounts of prescribed amphetamines? I have a hard time imagining there are 60-yr-olds out there popping 40Xrs before they head off to work, no way, can’t be possible

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

Gateway Drugs

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@fifamedia @adidasfootball @FIFAWorldCup Terrorist

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

Ohare is such a shit airport. Anybody disrespecting midway needs to find me on the runway

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

Some watch futbol for the love the game, others watch futbol for the hope of getting their balls sucked

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

I’m horny for the U S of A

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

How do I remove this fucking koolaid pineapple ass goyim nonsense from TL

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

To bad you got Bugs Bunny and Anakin Skywalker throwing you footballs

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I feel like Kevin Durant with the Warriors”

Jauan Jennings on being on the Vikings

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

Non rage bait answers:

1) Sportsman Club

2) Chipp Inn

3) Corcoran's

4) Damen Tavern

5) Lottie’s before 11pm

[herman milly rock @Eyoyism]

keeping it to chicago but

1. federales (west loop)

2. old crow (wrigleyville)

3. the hangee-uppe (gold coast)

4. federales (logan square)

5. utopian tailgate (lincoln park)

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

@jnguyensanity Quality rage bait

[Ben Naumann @InternetJumbo]

If I was the Creative Director at “Sphere” Las Vegas

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

Taking a break from drinking to indulge in narcotics maxing

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

A perfectly timed wank can change a man’s life