California Sara

I was the jump rope champion in elementary school. over-educated. she/her

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@ellpickettfence Putting in the call right now

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@angenettepc I uninstalled the app so I have to go to an actual computer to get on. Now I hardly ever use it!

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@hijodeputtis Did I eat those snacks yesterday during my study session? You betcha!

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

Learning that 6'0" to a guy means anywhere from 5'7" to 5'10"

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@hijodeputtis Gonna march over there and demand they let me sit in. I mean, better way of building hours than teaching 🤷🏻‍♀️

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

I wanna know what's going on right now between God and Queen Elizabeth.

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

I don't want goals, I want to hear your anti-goals, things you don't want to accomplish in 2022.

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

She's a 10 but runs races on holidays.

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@Fox92Terrell You're right, I've been looking at this all wrong. Venmo going public immediately!

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

Why're y'all's Venmo public??

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@Fox92Terrell You're like, so edgy. I don't want my ex seeing the $25 I spent on pizza at 12am.

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@angenettepc Excellent analysis and all very correct. Gonna be easy to find a mate if they just like their family. 🕹️

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

Googling "how to win a race with no preparation". Then realized I'm me.

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

While I was putting a lil bit of Only Bay seasoning on my hash browns for lunch, I thought it was an excellent idea, I thought I was a chef extraordinaire. The flavor? Not so much

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Life comes at you fast.

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@hijodeputtis Essentially you keep flying around until you sober up. That's what this partner did.

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@hijodeputtis Present and accounted for!

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@hijodeputtis Sheesh, ok imma wait to get there until after summer. I'm a sweat-er!

[California Sara @wickedpickette]

@hijodeputtis