Uncle Scrotor

HPDE track day bro. Rural enthusiast. Below average husband. Above average dad.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

they have no idea I’m blade

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@DelusionPosting It also implies that he’s read Morning Glory Minotaur Milking Farm. Let the reader understand

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@magills_ @SirajAHashmi I knew the sound track was going to be Chariots of Fire without even having to open the video

[Immortal Rising Comics @Immortalrising1]

Its magnificent

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@the_highlander Signing up now

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

Currently sitting at a campground peacefully listening to the Far Cry 6 soundtrack being blasted through the trees from a tent city several sites down the road.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

Today I became dizzy after riding the Tilt A Whirl. I guess that means that I’m officially eligible for MAID now.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@ChangeOfBasis @GraduatedBen And the current decay rate being constant

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@mask_bastard Porn, low self esteem and and low testosterone.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@gncgalactus @JShooke It’s been heavily retrofitted with alien Shi’ar technology. It’s more of a spacecraft than a jet.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

I’m choosing H because I can still access VIR, Summit Point, NJMP, Watkins Glen and Pocono raceway. Too bad about Pitt Race though.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You have to stay in one circle for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

First legitimately good AI thing in awhile

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

I bought my first WRX in 03 after my e30 325es was hit from behind and totaled. I immediately started modifying it and ended up ruining it for anything other than track use. I eventually sold the wrx to pay for a deck, patio and fireplace with built in book shelves.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@WeaponOutfitter Nice WRX. I had an 02 that i modified so heavily that it became un-drivable on anything but smooth tarmac. Important lessons learned with that car.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@WeaponOutfitter Nice WRX. I had an 02 that i modified so heavily that it became un-drivable on anything but smooth tarmac. Important lessons learned with that car.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@JShooke Goldfish

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@dejo1984 @elonmusk That was the only relevant part of this slop. Revelation of the Method apparently

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@bowtiedfarmer That’s cool. All I ever get is a couple of bloated deer and an occasional raccoon.

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Fun Fact: Sunday Evening is not the weekend, it is actually a part of Monday.

This is to compensate the fact that Friday Evening is a part the Weekend.

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@AJA_Cortes Last week I paid $70 for three sandwiches, sides and drinks at Smash Burger. What is going on?

[Uncle Scrotor @wickedstyle777]

@spqr_sulla They need a chain link fence on the right