Johnny Scarlett

tabletop gaming, professional Dungeon Master, the Sliver Queen, yellow enjoyer 💛 I have a Twitch channel but I'm currently on hiatus!

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

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[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

@higgzorz Dark ones nice

[daddy's why @Goodbeas]

@Cheri_flavour Twitter folks might tell you a joke but never a lie

[jmo @cuntycakes123]

for those who haven't been following, this nepal story is fucking crazy:

- bunch of teens and early 20s kids plan start a social movement against the current regime on social issues and econmical inequalties
- government gets wind of it scaling and tries to geoblock social media
- people get more pissed off, start protesting
- government cant handle the protests, lift social media ban
- doesn't do anything, people just organize further
- burn down parliment building, pm's house. beats the shit out of the finance minister in the streets, kills the pm's wife.
- kids elect their own new PM on their discord server, ex-chief justice of the supreme court who was part of the 1990 revolution that ended the monarchy
- army head ackowldges the validity of the discord vote and is meeting the new interm PM to discuss elections for new leadership going foward

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

After the apocalypse I'm going to be a Witch in the Woods (herb merchant specializing in abortifacients)

[CoffeeKitten! ☕️🐾🔪 @CoffeeKittenTTV]

Just so everyone is aware, I’m entering my “too busy and beautiful to be sad” era, so if I don’t respond I’m probably just fully submerged in a bog

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

@Discordmodrator @FromAerin It's ok to type "ass" bro

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Today's words:..lover ?..resound ? Love you all, tW

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

@JamesBousema Coup is quick & easy to learn even when tipsy

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

@arrtnem I needed this 2day 🥹

[Splooto's mangled corpse @XxGG_sexualxX]

Hello! Hello hello!! :)))))

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

One reason we are all sadder and lonelier is that balconies are essentially disappearing from contemporary architecture. They are becoming less common, smaller, or more symbolic than functional.

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

@JuShisi @dograilcs Underrated comment

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

@Oleg_Cherkasky I Yam That I Yam!!
My uncle is one of my favorite people, and his favorite character is Popeye. I have gotten him many Popeye-themed gifts over the years, like socks

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

When people ask me how i am, nothing ever seems appropriate as a response. I Am That I Am throws people off. I usually just say "haha im good"

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

"The money's in the empty space" is actually incredibly profound

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

You don’t get it by being the best – you get it by slipping into the right crack, learning how to look busy, saying yes with just enough energy to stay invisible.
Network with people who already don’t do shit.
Apply everywhere, even if you’re not qualified, because half the people in those jobs weren’t either.
Fluff your resume, learn to talk in circles, and remember: in corporate land, perception matters more than production.
Once you’re in, never volunteer for anything extra.
Keep your green bubble on Teams, drop a “per my last email” once a day, and only ever ask questions you already know the answer to.
It’s a racket, but it’s real.
You just have to be more boring than suspicious.
The money’s in the empty space

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

@higgzorz Was scrolling so fast i thought the gif went with ur tweet

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

Prediction: meme phrase "Clanker" will become an actual slur in the future, for ai personas or for the people who advocate for them

[notthamerica @casear_egion]

Fucking clanker slop on my timeline

[Johnny Scarlett @wickedthey]

Surreal

[Splooto's mangled corpse @XxGG_sexualxX]

I am posting the gambling fish publicly