StonkBrokers Special Projects just dropped cross-chain swaps and privacy swaps.
StonkBrokers will be the best infrastructure ecosystem on all of Robinhood Chain.
And here’s why that’s important: all of these products avoid the tragedy of the commons we currently face in crypto.
Essentially, they all take fees for infrastructure you use anyway, but this time the large majority of those fees get recycled back to the communities and individuals powering the trenches so we can keep this train going.
Infrastructure gets used. Fees get generated. Value gets recycled back to the people powering the ecosystem.
Clock In 3.0 is live.
It marks the start of $STONKBROKER buybacks: every election now defaults to $STONKBROKER, so every round buys $STONKBROKER for every activated broker and intern without a pick.
Also new: interns on payroll with their own Clock In, a 14 token menu now including $cbBTC and $GLD, fully community run.
Stack Sats.
https://t.co/7Z3QBZT2tA
Minted the desk.
Broker on the left.
Interns on the right.
Coffee in the veins. Charts in the eyes.
We don’t clock out.
We grind pixels till the bag prints.
#StonkBroker
Family business. Financial freedom. Same orange background. @ClutchMarkets
Early numbers from The Interns launch are already showing profound effects.
We’ve increased the community size by more than 9,000 wallets holding $STONKBROKER, while simultaneously decreasing the token supply.
Over the past 7 days alone, more than 10,000,000 $STONKBROKER has been successfully burned in pursuit of Intern creation.
We call that a win win, powered by DeFi
Early numbers from The Interns launch are already showing profound effects.
We’ve increased the community size by more than 9,000 wallets holding $STONKBROKER, while simultaneously decreasing the token supply.
Over the past 7 days alone, more than 10,000,000 $STONKBROKER has been successfully burned in pursuit of Intern creation.
We call that a win win, powered by DeFi
This is a Beautiful experience
The way @ClutchMarkets are doing this is really special. It partially removes the over financialization and brings in interconnectivity, relationships, and working together.
Great initiative
Interns have a lot of people excited, and this has been an extremely pure product to develop for me. Simply building something and working on something that I am genuinely passionate about doesn't feel like work, it feels like play and I hope that emotion reflects on the product as well as its' efficacy.
So why do Interns exist?
The key is human to human relationships and spreading the ethos of StonkBrokers.
StonkBrokers works. Activated brokers pick the stock tokens and assets they want. Every round, the protocol fees get swapped into those picks, and the rewards land straight in each broker’s own wallet. The problem is simple: there are only 4,444 brokers, and the better the protocol does, the harder it gets to buy a seat.
Interns are how we let more people in without watering down the brokers. Every intern is created by an activated StonkBroker. The broker decides what cut of its revenue the intern gets, and the intern’s job title shows that cut to the whole world. Brokers are the senior desks. Interns are the next generation learning how to run one.
A cheaper way in. $20 in ETH plus 999 $STONKBROKER per intern for the first 24 hours, paid by the parent broker when it mints. Only the $STONKBROKER side moves after that, up 10% a day for 10 days and then 1% a day for the next 365 days. After the mint, interns trade on the Intern Exchange at whatever the market says, so a new user can get their first seat in the eco for a fraction of a broker.
Learn by doing it. Interns run on the same rails as brokers. Same Clock In elections, same token bound wallets, same tools. Picking your stock token menu, activating a tier, market making a pool, locking liquidity. Intern owners do the work. They do not watch it.
The path to a broker. Interns who select $STONKBROKER for their rewards will see a loading bar so they can watch as they DCA their way up to get enough tokens to secure their own StonkBroker NFT. The career ladder is built to graduate people. An intern owner who has learned the floor is the next StonkBroker holder, and a broker who trains two good interns earns more from the exact same revenue. We want every new user to become a StockFi and DeFi power player, and interns are the on ramp.
More to build on. A second collection, a second Clock In, an NFT exchange, the names marketplace for Robinhood Chain, and the V2 lending desk, all run by the interns. Every one of them is a new surface for developers building in the StonkBrokers eco.
When we trade tokens on chain we are all StonkBrokers.
Just minted this dope funky intern reporting to the floor for duty 🫡
Expanding the lineup means wider community participation, allowing fresh faces to capture a piece of the $STONKBROKER ecosystem upside.
The desk is filling up, and the interns are officially clocked in. LFG! 🚀💼 @ClutchMarkets
Let’s actually look at what StonkBrokers holders have already received.
Looking back, holders have extracted some serious value from the ecosystem:
• ~$1,000 from older collections/opportunities I’m probably forgetting the names of
• ~$120 from Nightshades by @MeebitCompany
• ~$250 from the Goat NFT by @CashmereLabs
• ~$1,000 potential value from Revenue if you got in at the T0 tier from day one
And that’s only what has already happened.
What’s coming next:
• @unvault
• StonkBrokers Interns minting today
• @themutualfun
• @moonbirds
• @normiesART
• @goodvibesclub and more .... (hope)
These aren’t just random partnerships either StonkBrokers holders have been getting access, allocations and opportunities across the ecosystem.
The interesting part is that most people are still looking at $STONKBROKER purely as a token.The holder side of the ecosystem is a completely different story.
People keep looking at the $STONKBROKER chart.Maybe start looking at what holders are actually getting.
The sidelines are officially closed! 🚀 Finally secured my very own Broker #3153, and I’m ready to roll. Watching @OxSimpleFarmer work absolute magic spinning the $STONKBROKER flywheel has been unreal—now it's time to get in on the action. Let’s go! 🔥👇
#ROBINHOODCHAIN
THIS IS HUGE
The SEC has approved a 5 year temporary exemption for trading of tokenized securities on chain
TRILLIONS in liquidity about to enter crypto now
Do not doubt Amazing builders.
Do not doubt @MancerXYZ ! When you have infrastructure, you are 1 collab / Partnership away from scalability and PMF.
Samw for @ClutchMarkets building amazing Infra, puts it 1. Update away from mass growth and exponential impact.
This will apply to @unvault building amazing tech for NFTs; A few major launches and the platform 100X
Same goes to @themutualfun and what @Kingpickle is building
If you can’t see a puzzle coming together at this point, going back to the drawing board for basic investment analysis is mandatory for you.
Bullish
The Interns NFT mint begins this Friday.
Every StonkBroker has the power to create 2 Interns in its lifetime, each uniquely attached to its traits: one Alpha Class Intern and one Woke Class Intern.
Minting each Intern requires burning $STONKBROKER tokens, and the cost increases over time.
Interns receive marketing rewards delegated to them by their OG StonkBroker, while also gaining access to additional revenue sources generated by Intern-based protocols.
🔍 THE CHECKER HAS ARRIVED.
Find out where you stand:
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🩸 Whitelist Hunt
🩸 WL Form
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⚠️ Collab wallets are not included yet.
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🌊 OpenSea Checker goes live tomorrow.
Many Robinhood coins won't recover from this
Stop going all in on low cap meme's and stick some shekels into utility plays that dumped but are still building
Great opportunities are there if you're looking in the right places
Hood Morning!
Bullish on people saying that Robinhood Chain is dead.
Some generational entries being given to us here.
Adding more to my conviction plays this week.
Early.