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[Luke Mathews @Floppy_Ragdoll]

The end of 'Finding Dory' on Sweden's Netflix is, by far, the greatest movie moment in cinema history.

[chiefs junkie @_TeAmoRihanna]

*laughs in Kansas City Missouri* https://t.co/3hmkRsiNOI

[max @wickorenmax]

No it's a challenge your just a pussy. https://t.co/euBRB9ch62

[lily @lilzlozz]

This calls for my favorite joke of all time:

Lawyer: so it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?

Mickie: no, I said she was fucking goofy https://t.co/07ymxAxdNL

[Dean @leavebethx]

Twins are more complicated and trickier to tune https://t.co/Qu1paJ4xIv

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

"Power Rangers" actor pleads guilty to killing roommate with sword in 2015 https://t.co/flxAkrj2Li

[max @wickorenmax]

Ok i called this snow when it was 85 in February.... This happens every year that it gets hot in the winter people

[He Who Shall Not Be Named @ChancellorBey]

"what do you wanna do after you graduate?"

[max @wickorenmax]

@n2omango from experience or....

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

Just take a listen to Steve Jobs - He understood the deep secret of life.

[max @wickorenmax]

@hated2jz @JustGTRs what kind of bike is that?

[max @wickorenmax]

Cars, drugs, suicide https://t.co/twhkjSFMHP

[max @wickorenmax]

@ my mom https://t.co/za6953T7Q3

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Liberals: "You can't have an opinion about this without a vagina."

Also liberals: "You can be a woman without a vagina."

Um, what?

[max @wickorenmax]

@hated2jz 😂😂😂😂 nooooo

[max @wickorenmax]

@hated2jz NO DOUBT 💯💯 #jalagangones #josepepperscantrollchimichangas

[Cheryl @CherylTunt]

My body, my choice. I'll put as many drugs in it I want.

[max @wickorenmax]

Behold the treacherous liquid ice storm of 2017

[max @wickorenmax]

I break bread, ribs and hundred dollar bills