Vic-man

just bidness

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[Vic-man @wicktxr]

I just think the pineapples are sweet enough

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[. @christianswrld]

They think they/them

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one.

And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby

Ok.

[Beardo @BeardoTrader]

“The war isn’t over, volume is weak, and there’s a $SPY gap at $660 that still needs to be filled.”

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Vic-man @wicktxr]

“Mandemathics”

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

“Babe come kill this cockroach”

The cockroach:

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

it’s not a blowjob, it’s a blowcalling. a blowpassion. a blowpurpose.

[Erin 𓅉 @getpseudoed]

Scrolling past blowjob discourse, trying to find news on WW3.

[AK @Chozen1AK]

Sorry I ghosted you, I wasn’t having a good trading week… Wassup?

[Ryan @BanUnsweetTea]

Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess

[THA GREAT @NipseyHussle]

Sometime u gotta shut down all tha fun and get tha $ rite. get ugly on these hoes and EAT!

[kaize @0x_kaize]

https://t.co/1ieFSwIZsb

[hoeem @hooeem]

https://t.co/4tchgZa4oC

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Oyibo is fundamentally a liar. That is the most important thing to understand about how the world works.

He professes "freedom of speech" but stridently criticise his precious Israel and see what happens to you.

He professes "freedom of movement" but he places a 6-week visa application process with a 75% denial rate between you and him.

He professes "electoral democracy" but he has electoral colleges, constitutional monarchies and unelected upper houses of parliament with hereditary seats.

He professes "free market capitalism" but he imposes tariffs on you, subsidises everything under the sun in his local economy, and when you win anyway, he calls it "overcapacity" and tries to end the game and go home with the ball.

He professes "individual liberty" for gays and transsexuals, but calls your ancestral polygyny "barbaric".

He talks about "nuclear non-proliferation" but he remains the only entity to have ever actually used a nuclear weapon before.

He funds the UN, the ICC, the ICJ etc. but the minute they issue arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu, he sanctions the ICC Chief Prosecutor and passes the 'Hague Invasion Act' to shield his soldiers from prosecution for war crimes.

He bitches nonstop about "illegal immigrants" and "white replacement" but no other population on the planet in the entire known history of humankind has ever left its home continent enmasse and violently seized 3 other continents, genociding the natives and outbreeding them at an industrial pace.

I could go on for days. Point is, your enhanced understanding of how the world works and your proper place in it as an African begins the day you learn to completely disregard ANYTHING you have heard from any kind of oyibo authority figure or institution.

Everything you have heard from him is a lie.

[Blooregard Q. Kazoo @KurtSnobain]

i be in the farmers market looking at yall immigrant mothers fat butts