Evann Gilman

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Pat McAfee going to bed tonight 💀

[asc 🦥 @ascinhiding]

I think EA has a new favorite

[CatholicAce @CatholicAce]

Execute porch pirates, no, I'm not kidding. Mass public executions for them.

[Ben Hur 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 @villeburghcity]

If the SEC goes undefeated in nonconference play i will chop my dick off with a butter knife and set my dad’s garage on fire with it.

[Louis Roi @kingsaint_louis]

The reason your groceries are so high is because you’re paying for the groceries of 105.8 million others.

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

Please shut down this god forsaken league. It’s nothing but an embarrassing humiliation ritual for the world to see.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Still can’t quite get my head around how cool this new tech is. Reading completely burned ancient scrolls without even opening them. Using lasers.

[Suga Shaun @shaunypizzle]

I’m sorry but the World Cup Golden boot should be stopped when a team is eliminated. This is disgusting.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Yeah dude 6-4 and we’re counting these goals for golden boot & all time stats 😭

Cmon now

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Certain people on here will look you dead in the eye and say “those boys lives shouldn’t be ruined over a mistake.”

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Should be the Golden goal. No debate.

[♰ @kthgrlfriend]

esto solo deja en evidencia que por haberse comido la propaganda antiargentina serían capaces de justificar cualquier acto de violencia contra cualquier argentino, hasta llegar al punto de tildarlo de racista sin pruebas solo porque encaja con la narrativa que quieren instalar

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Lets keep in mind Caitlin didnt ask for this She’s never said she was the face of the league. She’s always showed respect for those who came before her. She could squash this league like a bug if she started her own league. When she was asked to do NBA 3pt contest she said she wanted to do WNBA one 1st. She has fought for players salaries. But she is by far the most popular player in the league by every metric possible. Was it disrespectful to past tennis players when Serena and Venus instantly became faces of women’s tennis or Tiger with golf? The market dictates who the face of the league is and it’s clearly Caitlin. This argument makes zero sense and is just steeped in jealousy and stupidity

[ren⁵⁸⁷¹ @malkinmoonshot]

obsessed with this video of paul ranking hot dog rollers where he just stands there and stares at one in awe and wonder for 15 real seconds

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

!!! NYC Department of Buildings rejects plan to save a 174-year-old church in Bushwick that burned via arson

Demolition is set to begin in August

Ahmed Tigani leads the agency

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>gardening tool
>it’s a fucking scythe

Lmao

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

UPDATE: FDNY is now looking into arson as a cause due to CCTV of suspicious activity

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

2 NYC churches firebombed last night

Police are not naming the suspect

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

The best way I can sum up those last 20 minutes is this:

The greatest footballer of all time saw the curtain beginning to fall on his career, simply refused to accept it, and DRAGGED his team to victory.