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The student formerly known as Fridge

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Everyone always asks where was Gondor when the Westfold fell. But no one asks how was Gondor when the Westfold fell.

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Sock lost a bet

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@Yung_ryce Pain

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"Saxophone" -Ryan Hartsock

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Kind of goofy. Just talked @mattlol2433 to sleep by discussing the physiological changes that happened due to the invention of trains. I'm sure the amount of shots and mixed drinks we had played no part in him falling asleep.

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Just turned in my last final. All that's left to do is a quick 6-minute presentation tomorrow, then I'm done with college

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2 weeks left in the semester and my professor just graded the first exam we took in early February. Pog

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@mattlol2433 My DMs are open bud

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I've seen more flags in this game than flags that fly at a UN meeting #SuperBowl

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It is what it is

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Might start wearing wireless headphones to the bars, so I can bring my own vibes

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Why do sea shanties smack so hard?

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Fuck the ruuskies, drink the brewskies. -Karl

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Me and the commencement speaker for the 2020 winter graduating class. @Davis_Espe

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@Yung_ryce

[❤Kay⁷❤ @kaylin_widger]

Just because I’m drunk doesn’t mean I’m stupid

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Happy Halloween fatman.
@timthetatman

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I wish I was tired rn

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@Swartzie12 Holy shit, how did I miss the first and only official tweet from swartzie himself?