wiener dog wisdom

I'm a wiener dog. I pass on my wisdom.

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Bark Mitzvah Wisdom: live long! get treats! #luckythirteen #jewishwiener #dachshund #wienerdog

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Exercise is key to a long life. I recommend at least 300 reps of yawning a day. Great for the heart!

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How to blend in: wiener dog camouflage

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Short stack vs. long stack!

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A wiener study of light and shadow

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bark hard play hard!

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wiener's unalienable rights: life, barkity, and the persuit of treats.

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Hottest wiener trend for spring: One ear flipped! "haute hearing"-Wiener Vogue "keep cool + stylish"-Wien Elle

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don't forget to lick the hand that feeds you.

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fresh lotion is so tasty, but if they want to believe you are kissing them madly... then just go with it. licky licky!

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yawning in someone's face isn't rude if it looks like this:

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@weinerfullife good night!

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sweet wiener dreams to all! Zzzz Zzzz

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Coooome ooooon down! You're the next contestant on...The Wiener's Right!

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Sunbathing wiener style

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When you pass by a school yard and the kids start chanting "wiener dog! wiener dog!", be a pro and give them a poop.Trust me lots of cheers.

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As they say in corporate boardroom meetings: "you need to think outside the...cong"

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I challenge you to a wiener staring contest!

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A wiener prayer: long nose, long torso, long tail, long poops...long life. amen.

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There's no need to raise your voice...just raise your mohawk and they should get the hint.