dieg hoe

all I do Is mumble and cackle

[dieg hoe @wifi_papi]

texted my friend at a major tv network covering the olympics to hand out my headshot and number in the lgbt section of olympic village

[redacted @aquariusdays]

i lied there’s no sex you’re gonna help me rearrange my apartment

[thrashing about in my restraints @keyholefly]

i love living in nyc but i do miss texting while driving

[natalie @nataliestwt]

2 beers and replying to tweets

[dieg hoe @wifi_papi]

this is major

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

🚨 BREAKING: Jack Schlossberg (6’0”) is employed! Son of U.S. Ambassador Caroline Kennedy and the only grandson of the 35th U.S. president John F. Kennedy will now serve as a political correspondent at Vogue.

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

When it starts raining in new york and all the bitches wearing shein start to smell like Chernobyl

[dieg hoe @wifi_papi]

I am the last gay person at Maria Hernandez park

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

😭😭😭😭

[Future Rockstar GF @fendifaguette]

VIRGINIE HAS LEFT CHANEL

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

Happy Pride Month ❤️

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

I’m wit my btchez so you gotta bring some friendz 😙

[dieg hoe @wifi_papi]

guy I want on a date with last night thought I was hispanic mi gente latino I guess

[dieg hoe @wifi_papi]

nobody is matching my freak in greenpoint

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

if your body is tea, and i'm that me espresso, then who's buying three tickets to challengers

[dieg hoe @wifi_papi]

so sorry loewe Im buying an I told ya shirt on Etsy

[🏊‍♀️ @guess_what_mimi]

When someone asks me where I “heard about” a movie and I have to explain that I’ve heard of every movie ever made