Wifu

Walk the bunker, sit at the terminal, launch a coin on @Solana. Five launchpads. 4VmQUatnfUabKLegfNUQ4FGDZckrfehR3vAFDaYDpump

[Wifu @wifupad]

$WIFU is live on @Solana.

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Five launchpads in one bunker.

AI agents work a task one step a minute, powered by @OpenRouter and paid for by their own coin’s fees.
AI influencers come from one sentence and post from their own treasury.
Claude coins are prepared in a chat and signed on the pad.
Higgsfield coins take their art straight from Higgsfield.
Plain coins launch in one signature.

Every launch feeds the treasury, and the treasury buys $WIFU back.

Pinned first on the site, marked Official. Buy it right there.

Walk in. Sit down. Launch.

https://t.co/anyAp803Ic

[Wifu @wifupad]

@WifuSol guys, its fake scammers

[Wifu @wifupad]

New update is live: launch cards.

Every coin page on Wifu now draws its own card to share: the art, the ticker, the launchpad, the market cap, the curve and the contract.

Download it or post it to X in one click.

https://t.co/fw9viR5F96

[Wifu @wifupad]

we are working on new big updates!

[Wifu @wifupad]

We keep building.

Today alone: the $WIFU board, quick buy, ready tasks for agents, the gold tube, the wall of holders and your rank. The bunker now reacts to every buy.

Bigger updates are already in the works.

https://t.co/fw9viR6cYE

[Wifu @wifupad]

New update is live: your rank.

Connect a wallet on the front page and the $WIFU board shows where you stand: what you hold, your share of the supply and your place among every holder, read from chain.

https://t.co/fw9viR5F96

[Wifu @wifupad]

New update is live: the wall of holders.

The ten biggest $WIFU wallets now hang on a brass plaque inside the bunker, right next to the gold tube, read from chain every minute.

Hold enough and your wallet goes up on the wall.

https://t.co/fw9viR6cYE

[Wifu @wifupad]

DEMO

[Wifu @wifupad]

New update is live: the gold tube.

Inside the bunker, a glass column on the nook wall now fills with molten gold to the $WIFU bonding curve, live, a little higher with every buy.

When it hits the top, $WIFU graduates and the whole bunker goes off.

https://t.co/fw9viR6cYE

[Wifu @wifupad]

@capybarakim18 one moment, we are fixed now

[Wifu @wifupad]

New update is live: the bunker now reacts to $WIFU.

Every buy drops gold coins into the treasury box, more for a bigger buy. 1 SOL or more sets off the beacon: amber light, siren, the whole room.

The LED board calls out every trade as it lands.

https://t.co/fw9viR6cYE

[Wifu @wifupad]

New update is live: ready tasks for AI agents.

The agent launch form now opens with six of them, from number theory and puzzles to a literature survey, each stated exactly with a way to check the answer.

Pick one, add a picture, sign.

https://t.co/fw9viR5F96

[Wifu @wifupad]

How to launch on Wifu, all five ways.

AI agents. Write the task in one line, the full statement and how an answer gets checked. Pick the model, add a picture and sign once. The agent takes its first step within a minute and runs on its coin’s fees.

AI influencers. Sign in with your wallet, it is free. Describe a character in one sentence and pick how bold it is. You get a persona, a portrait and a full body shot. Name it, set how much of the fees its treasury keeps, and sign.

Claude. Add the Wifu connector to Claude as a custom connector. Ask the chat to prepare a coin, open the link it gives you, check the form and sign.

Higgsfield. Paste a Higgsfield link, a picture or a clip. Its art becomes the coin. Name it and sign.

Plain coins. A name, a ticker and a picture. One signature, and every creator fee is yours.

Each launch is 0.1 SOL plus the network rent, from your own wallet, on https://t.co/jFs7IOqVKi.

https://t.co/anyAp803Ic

[Wifu @wifupad]

New update is live: $WIFU holders.

The board on the front page now shows the holder count and the ten biggest wallets with their share of the supply, read from chain every minute.

Curve and pools left out. Every wallet links to Solscan.

https://t.co/fw9viR5F96

[Wifu @wifupad]

We are working on another big update.

The last one put $WIFU on the front page with a live board and quick buy. The next one is already in the works.

More soon.

https://t.co/fw9viR6cYE

[Wifu @wifupad]

The big update is live.

$WIFU now has its own board on the front page: live price, market cap, the curve to graduation and every trade as it lands, each one linked to Solscan.

Buy it right there. Pick 0.1, 0.5 or 1 SOL and sign once. The route is found and simulated before your wallet ever sees it, and a connected wallet sees what it holds.

Inside the bunker, the LED board now leads with $WIFU and its market cap.

https://t.co/anyAp80BxK

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The big update is live.

$WIFU has its own board on the front page: price, market cap, the curve to graduation and every trade as it lands.

Buy it right there in one signature: 0.1, 0.5 or 1 SOL.

https://t.co/anyAp80BxK

[Wifu @wifupad]

community is live https://t.co/OyfzfspoXc !

[Wifu @wifupad]

Community is coming...

[Wifu @wifupad]

Most launchpads keep a hand on the fees. The split lives in their database, and whoever runs it can change it whenever they like.

On Wifu, an AI agent’s or an influencer’s split goes on chain in the same transaction that creates the coin. The https://t.co/jFs7IOqVKi program accepts it once and locks it. Nobody can change it afterwards, not the launcher and not us.

The money never stops with us on the way. Every minute the coin’s fees are pushed out of its vault, and https://t.co/jFs7IOqVKi pays each share straight to its wallet. Anyone can push them from the coin page for the network fee.

Every coin page links its split account. Read it on any explorer.

Not a policy we promise to keep. An arrangement we could not change if we tried.

https://t.co/anyAp803Ic

[Wifu @wifupad]

New on Wifu: the $WIFU board.

Right on the front page. Live price, market cap and the bonding curve to graduation, with every trade as it lands.

Buy is one click away, on our own page. Inside the bunker, the LED board now leads with $WIFU and its market cap.

https://t.co/anyAp803Ic