wags

legit married to Joelene Michelle. we made three kids. they fosho gunna burn dis motherfuccca down. Have literally never said “let’s start a pod cast, man!”.

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Who sucks more the nfl or cam Newton?

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The only thing I’m sure of at this point in my life is that you don’t need shampoo.

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Was just notified that I’m not TIME magazines person of the year. I am surprised as you are all I’m sure!! I need to pull back and process this loss; as I’m sure you and your family also. See you in 2021, that is if the giant asteroid doesn’t wipe us out on the 21st. Until then.D

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California been shitty since the raiders left.

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Sean McVay got a haircut from 2002. LA Rams/ LA Looks. Hair gel Nebraska enchilada hut hut hike

[Bradley J Kornish @Bradleyjkornish]

just my annual “A Christmas Story” “Showgirls” tweet

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“IIIIIIIIIIIII-JUSSSSSSS-WANNNNNNA-DIEEEEE” -in the tune of Sugar Ray. I can’t stop signing this in my head

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Car-BONE-nara

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Criminal at this point.

[♠️ @TheM4vie]

They gave us $1200 for 8 months and nobody is rioting meanwhile niggas in France throwing bathtubs thru the presidents window everytime he blink wrong. Why are we so pussy

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I would rather eat pineapple on pizza than be someone who calls it “zahhhh”

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McRib Back.

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The raiders. Ha.

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Gunna start wearing chef pants around all the time. So you know what’s up

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My favorite songs

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Kay-Bee’s Toys

[Da’Professor @jhonnycharles88]

Age yourself with a store. I’ll go first: RADIOSHACK.

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If you didn’t make ghee for your hand cut hash browns did you even make breakfast this morning?

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When I watch blind people skateboard it makes me super emotional.

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I can’t stop being angry at the line “sucking on chili dogs” it’s the worst song line ever. Who or how does one suck on a chili dog? That is a slapable offense around me.

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The lizard peoples costume department is really slacking lately

[Brother Berg @extracapsa]

Marshall Applewhite, the cult leader of Heaven's Gate (who led a ritual mass suicide in hopes of catching a ride on a UFO) and Tony Fauci: same template.