Sleazy

For the love of the game.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

Getting discharged from the hospital for the fourth time this year, trying to play it cool as I'm screaming on the inside "She beats me! Don't you idiots see it? I didn't trip down the fuckin stairs" That night she sits on my chest while I'm asleep and pummels me.

[Pulcy @Pulcys]

Clavicular had his wisdom teeth removed just one day after undergoing otoplasty surgery😳

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

Opening my laptop on a packed bus & having a video of a big booty Brazilian farting out birthday candles play so loud that the windows shake. I rip my laptop in half like a strongman with an old phonebook & go catatonic until I reach the end of the line & the driver forces me off

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@thesmokedweed10 @Howlingmutant0 You be sleeping with a heavily used jockstrap on your face like a sleep apnea mask.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@MartinVanNostr8 @Howlingmutant0 @thesmokedweed10 The only two sports I sometimes watch.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@unirespecter Nah, keep ya head up playa

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@Howlingmutant0 @Mont_Jiang She bad as hell though

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@Raelthy Bookmarked

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@sharonvape Lookin humid.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@FozonCapital @esjesjesj This nigga said 'we' like he suited up.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@Howlingmutant0 This may be an all-timer.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@Howlingmutant0 Most sports guys I see on here are insufferable retards.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@nypost What the hell is that thing on the bottom right?

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@TifahCrump777 My family comes from one of the best caves in all the land.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@Howlingmutant0 He's been at every game this season except for when he was too busy getting fucked in the ass.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

I once got caught jerking off in class. The bullying got so bad that I had to change schools. Told everyone at the new school that we moved bc our house got destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. They pitied me. It was like a get out of jail free card for beating my shit from then on.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@harrrmy Yup got the scars to prove it.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@Howlingmutant0 Lookin like the token black guy on a spaceship.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@YessirskiownsU Take the leftovers. Take a bite after your siesta.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

@MasterTes Ben Stiller reppin Israel. The forgotten borough.

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

Detective told me 'he fingered you in the photo line-up'
I was like 'oh yeah?! Well, I raped that muthafucka!' Yeah, I might've done some weird shit to him while he was passed out, but it wasn't a confession. I thought they were testing my manhood. Couldn't stand for that.