Getting discharged from the hospital for the fourth time this year, trying to play it cool as I'm screaming on the inside "She beats me! Don't you idiots see it? I didn't trip down the fuckin stairs" That night she sits on my chest while I'm asleep and pummels me.
Opening my laptop on a packed bus & having a video of a big booty Brazilian farting out birthday candles play so loud that the windows shake. I rip my laptop in half like a strongman with an old phonebook & go catatonic until I reach the end of the line & the driver forces me off
I once got caught jerking off in class. The bullying got so bad that I had to change schools. Told everyone at the new school that we moved bc our house got destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. They pitied me. It was like a get out of jail free card for beating my shit from then on.
Detective told me 'he fingered you in the photo line-up'
I was like 'oh yeah?! Well, I raped that muthafucka!' Yeah, I might've done some weird shit to him while he was passed out, but it wasn't a confession. I thought they were testing my manhood. Couldn't stand for that.