master

[master @wiggergenius]

I bought the weed that they told me never to buy at no gas station at the gas station

[master @wiggergenius]

So basically, I'm like a weird guy and I freak people out. Scared yet?

[master @wiggergenius]

[to the tune of Tradition] MASTURBATION

[master @wiggergenius]

another day another #hog #cranked

[master @wiggergenius]

cranking my hog #atwork

[master @wiggergenius]

dont fuck your geese before they hatch

-wiggergenius

[master @wiggergenius]

Im freaking going to freaking freak the freak out

[master @wiggergenius]

The compulsion to poast was shared by all of history's greatest geniuses and wiggers alike

[master @wiggergenius]

has anyone considered the full ramifications of everything yet

[master @wiggergenius]

Im busting up hoes like nobody's business

[master @wiggergenius]

freeze pops might be the ultimate little treat

1. cold as fuck, feels awesome

2. like 1 calories

2. cold as fuck. eat it too fast and you face the wrath of brain freeze.

2.

2. 10 million flavors

2. can be used to chill beer in a cooler

those are all 2 reasons.

[master @wiggergenius]

get a load of this beast