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TAXATION IS THEFT

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@neiltyson Light moves faster in a free society.

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My wife’s tits are so huge she reminds me of Cerberus.

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Public roads are highway robbery @AOC @benshapiro

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Emotion is energy in motion @PandaExpress #profound

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@Source_Force Do not let him win.

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@VP I AM ENGORGED ON #VIAGRA AND MY #HOTWIFE HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THANK YOU @budweiserusa I FEEL 19 AGAIN

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I feel nothing but pity for giraffes

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LISTEN UP you brittle-boned LIBERALS I am going to TALK to YOU

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When you milk the devil, sriracha comes out. What calf could grow from this? #SecondAmendment

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My grandson just showed me the fast, blue rat movie called @sonic_hedgehog. He won’t stop somersaulting into my living room furniture. This is the death of art. I did not go to war for this.

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Tulip, or not tulip? What’s the poinsettia? LOL! I have the funniest #hotwife ever!

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Take a gamble. Open the door. There are urinals. You are safe. @Boeing

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God spreads us like the mayonnaise we are @MiracleWhip

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When I was a boy, I suckled low ABV beer from Lady Liberty’s teat. Today, my grandson stares at his titless iPad. @Apple

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Just nicked my scrotum @Gillette

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@benshapiro Listening to your interviews and sipping on a drink I call #LiberalTears. Baileys, Blue Curaçao, and a little bit of Ranch, served straight up. #mothersmilk

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Wife’s out of town for the week. Treating myself to some Oreos and mayonnaise. Don’t tell! #NRA #oreos

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Thumbs don’t separate us from the apes, God does. Without God we would have no thumbs. #LiberalTears

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Egregious acts of cowardice, no matter where I turn. @FoodNetwork

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Sometimes it’s ok to shift from sixth to first. #enjoylife