joop 🐛

at dawn, at dusk, through starlight... 🏳️‍🌈

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

i’m entering a phase in my life where 50% of my tweets are complaints and the other 50% are weird stream-of-consciousness shitposts

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

lavender vanilla oatmilk decaf americano

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

back on my vyvanse, replying to every message within .004 seconds of receiving it, strike while the iron is hot if u have anything u need to say 2 me

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@ordained_th0t your hair is getting so longgggggg 😲

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@roramdin me in skyrim

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@aloojoo_ @PeterWheatThins i’ve been transported to our 2017 living room

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

“i’m really good at finding spelling and grammar errors”

“that’s because you’re a wench”

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@ordained_th0t i could telepathically sense your reply coming as soon as i tweeted this. i summoned you 😵‍💫

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

oh u still listen to lana del rey? grow up & listen to ethel cain like the rest of us

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@EJ_Paras happy birthday, EJ!! love this

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

i need to know if all AFAB people during their childhood were positively entranced & obsessed with the Celtic Women… or if that was unique to my household

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@ordained_th0t it’s bc you’re on a wild goose chase 600% more often than the average joe

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

my vyvanse tastes like communion wafers

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

i am so emotionally attached to our roomba it’s not even funny lol

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

where can i take the RAADS-R test

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

just imagined a world without taco bell’s cheesy fiesta potatoes & now i’m on the verge of tears

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

haunted by debby ryan

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@Steejyy cradle of filth hate on the TL?????? unacceptable

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@spargles Missouri is absolutely the south

[cannibal jones @imcannibaljones]

i for one am not impressed with mr beast

[joop 🐛 @wigglybug]

@imcannibaljones dead or in jail