Alyssa

It ain’t gonna be funny cause I tried, but you will likely still lol at my life. 🙃

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@Wendys Pleaseeeeee. 😭😭😭

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanEJHS Stupid head

[Brett Kavanagh @Brett_Kavanagh]

This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh

[Sadie Robertson Huff @sadierob]

Praying for a confident trust and belief that He is who he says He is.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanEJHS You’re so weird.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@bekahjo_48 Everyday in the mailroom. 😂

[Alyssa @wigles1]

Pretty sure this is @PLRyanMSHS https://t.co/ocHnMd2RrT

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to a U.K poll, one in 10 pet owners secretly love their pet more than their significant other.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanMSHS I love you.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @PLRyanMSHS ! 🎂 🎁 🍰 🎈 🍻🥃 I love you so much! I’ve seen 7 of your birthdays and I hope to see 75 more! Thanks for choosing me. Thanks for loving me. I hope you have the best day ever. Can’t wait to eat cake with you later. 😘😘😘

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanMSHS I didn’t know your dad had a twitter account. Oh wait.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@TheRealAnnaCamp Why are there 2 of you. 😱

[Alyssa @wigles1]

I just turned to my husband@PLRyanMSHS and said “waterrrr, waterrr” in my best spongebob voice. He laughed and said “what are you doing?” I proceeded to explain that it was from Spongebob. He had no idea what I was talking about and I have never been more unsure about our future.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

2018 is the year I tell Alexa to tell the Roomba to vacuum the house. Bet.
#dreams

#yearofrest sounds pretty good.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

I swear to goodness it’s like listening to your grandpa talk to himself. https://t.co/4C27OldgUE

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why is the United States Post Office, which is losing many billions of dollars a year, while charging Amazon and others so little to deliver their packages, making Amazon richer and the Post Office dumber and poorer? Should be charging MUCH MORE!

[Alyssa @wigles1]

For those wondering, he’d be a tiger. 😂

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanMSHS : “have you ever thought about what animal you would be if you could be any animal?”
Me: YOU ARE SO GAY. 😂

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanMSHS @Starbucks You need a Christmas do-over. Game over. Try again.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanMSHS @Starbucks Thanks for giving away EVERY CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOU’VE EVER GOTTEN ME.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

@PLRyanMSHS That’s not what he did. He was trying to better translate it from the original.

[Alyssa @wigles1]

When you realize Donald Trump is 71 and your like, yeah, I guess that IS what I’d expect a 71 yr old to be tweeting. Guys he’s just proud that he can use the youngsters technology. 😂 #whyisthisourpresident