max

[max @wigwigwog]

going on wiki & the athlete’s bio is their team colors

[max @wigwigwog]

anti-woman competition between harrison butker & a sensor flush toilet🤔

[max @wigwigwog]

fuck u and fuck ur whore labradoodle

[max @wigwigwog]

@Gompyyy emma moves to chicago and sounds like arya stark

[max @wigwigwog]

cambells chicken noodle soup is better than marugame udon

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

BREAKING: Kelly Clarkson has attempted to buy the CVS ballerina clown in Venice

[max @wigwigwog]

Hallmark meet-cute where they meet in a gender-neutral bathroom

[hanna ⋆˚࿔ @hansalchemy]

how it felt when i first joined stan twt at age 14

[max @wigwigwog]

can remember all the countries of the world, but can never remember to zip up my fly. life is so unfair

[٠࣪⭑ a ٠ @discokisser]

when i actually try to enjoy my items instead of preserving them and they show signs of wear

[max @wigwigwog]

u can always tell when ppl have never had a pet (derogatory)

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

If I was a Saudi Sheik I’d have at least 5 of these bad boys

[max @wigwigwog]

as a kid i microdosed in wanting to kms whenever my slinky would twist beyond repair

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Roommate and I reading funny tweets out loud and responding with “I’ve already seen that” every time

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

keep smiling in those graduation photos ain't nothing gonna be funny in a minute

[colleen ໑̣ ⋆ ˚｡⋆˚ 🪩 @pancakesforhalo]

me at 16 reading larry fanfics while everyone was reading after by anna todd

[max @wigwigwog]

i feel like my dad really started to respect me when he stopped giving me oatmeal for breakfast