Wihl !! BLACK LIGHT DEFENDER

waterparks enthusautist
im 19
dnp and death note enjoyer !!

they/them he/him

[Wihl !! BLACK LIGHT DEFENDER @wihlynn]

i am awsten knight’s own personal enemy.

[Parx Crave @ParxCrave]

Happy 33rd Birthday to the most beautiful, talented, hardworking, kind, chocolate chip muffin, skrunkly, birthday cake with sprinkles, sweet, curly wurly, mint chocolate chip ice cream Awsten Knight!

[sunshine ᯓ✩°.⋆ @snshn_nd_strdst]

BRING BACK THE CD/DVD PLAYERS ON LAPTOPS!!!!

[Sharkies @SharkiesOTD]

Bringing back this banger

[mike @mikeofficial]

Every time I make a purchase that’s over $200 I’m like that’s fine because I don’t usually buy drugs. Like $400 jeans = ok because imagine that’s coke I never bought

[4. Han (w/Treatment) @stovepiperat]

my beautiful daughter Dont Photograph Strangers In Public and my beautiful daughter Phone Off In Theatre

[Greg House @GregHouse1235]

Ratio

[Not Lauren @solanaceae555]

Always highly amused by people who think any girl above 5'5 and isn't on the cusp of malnutrition is anywhere near weighing 100 pounds

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

call me crazy but I feel bad for people losing their homes and being displaced EVEN if their house is $5,000,000 and they make 10 times what I make. Losing your home sucks and I still wish that wasn’t happening. Y’all love to talk about how much empathy you have and yet…

[𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘢 ໒꒱ @cospyra]

by age 20 you should have:

- joined a discord you don’t talk in
- a video game you spent too much money on
- an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
- a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life

[chloe 🌴 @a_marveloustime]

i think it’s so funny that when most people have merch issues they’re like “i’ll send an email to customer service” but parx fans are just like “hey awsten i have a question” and 90% of the time he’s like “i’m on it”

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

you clearly dont know your internet lore because :3 and hai predate the rest by almost a decade

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is the first time I've ever been happy for a dog being deaf

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Seems important that in Fahrenheit 451, books were still “available” in single-paragraph summaries—“read Hamlet in five minutes!”—but the books themselves had been banned for being too difficult. Tech boosters see a warning and think it’s an instruction manual.

[Keith Murphy @murphdogg29]

There are millions of kids now adults smiling at this very moment. Well deserved, Science Guy. Well deserved.

[orange frank MCRPHX @voltaeri]

does mcr know this

[freya! | misses parx :( @EVOLVECTH]

can you imagine youre absolutely plastered on new years and in the distance you just hear “OH FUCK EW EW EW EW EW EW EW” in the distance and you turn to see a mint haired screaming and recording himself running through a field of cybertrucks like hes being chased by a murderer

[cam ♡ @camrynrb]

did not feel like christmas does not feel like the last day of 2024 i am just not jolly this holiday season

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

we are witnessing an immense cultural backslide. I never thought I'd live in a world where even the most lukewarm progressive causes would become *less* widely-accepted in media as I got older