Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody

Saved by a Mermaid & a Pirate ||#OC #Parody

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore You’re right and I’ll never put you in a dangerous situation if I can help it. I can hold my own and I’d definitely protect you.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore She can have a couple licks. She always likes sugary treats, silly girl that she is.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

[Hopes his official mer-girlfriend is ready for the festival!]

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore You’d love it without me. Land has some miraculous things, just like underwater does.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I think that sounds like a nice way to end our day. [He agreed, amused as Splashy pawed for ice cream.]

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I’ll always be there to help you when you want. I don’t ever want to force you, but I’m happy to assist in things you don’t know!

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore She is! [He settled to enjoy their shared dessert, Scuttle sitting at his feet and Splashy pawing at mama’s leg.] Little ice cream beggar.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore Is undersea your preference too, then?

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore Animals have a sixth sense about things like that. [He nodded sagely.] We always trust birds when we are out sailing.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I like to share land experiences with you. That’s not to say I don’t like being undersea, because I really do.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore She loves to give kisses! I think she will fit in just nice.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I’ve never given it much thought, to be honest. [His brows furrowed.] We generally get the best at the palace, so I haven’t made the connection that others don’t get to have such good food. Oh my gods, I’m a snob. [He frowned at the realization.]

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore [Stormy promptly covered her face in affirmative kisses!]

Here we are! [He came back and had to laugh at the sight.]

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I noticed that. Is it because sugar dissolves in water so easily?

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore That sounds perfect. Finish up and I’ll go get dessert. [He rose and stole a kiss, already finished with his dinner.]

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I should hope you’re the only one reaching into my pockets and bag, yes! [He stole a kiss from her adorable face.]

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I think I can make that work if you don’t mind sharing a plate with me?

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore How could I not be safe with an adorable little pickpocket? [He laughed.]

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore Hmm, I’m not sure what we have. Ice cream? Maybe some leftover cake?

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore I am sure I’ll be just fine, love. And if not, there are always guards stationed in town. We will just find one and go to the palace.

[Mateo Coyne ⚓️ Parody @WiIdWaters]

@MermaidsLore Snuggly it shall be! [He smiled and nodded.] Do we want something for dessert?