Jax Huntleigh  Parody

Prince || Pirate || Captain || OC RP Account

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍-𝐋𝐔𝐂 “𝐉𝐀𝐗“ 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇⁣
༺༻⁣
 ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴀsᴍᴇʀᴇ⁣
 ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴏꜰ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒⁣
 ᴏᴄ ʀᴘ • ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

You know what I would like to see go viral?

Basic. Human. Decency.

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

I am not a bad influence.
I am a boundary expander.

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐧
𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne Mm, you’re not wrong. [He smirked.]

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne All I want for Christmas is you in a bow.

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne It does actually! I’ll gladly take one day of coal for 364 days of fun!

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

Dear Santa, don’t bother. 😏

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “I’m livid, honestly. But I’m still trying to process.”

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

[Truly grateful @TwoSidedCoyne was accompanying him on a voyage to the small island of Varnna in the western seas, they were close to making port when he cocked his head at the small island.]

Not much to look at, is it?

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne [Jax and Celia followed her out and didn’t speak until they reached their gondola boat.] Well that was… interesting.

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@TwoSidedCoyne [Jax had to refrain from rolling his eyes. Luckily, the bell above the door jingled and signaled a new customer.]

“Come back tomorrow when I have more time and we can work out a payment plan!”

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “Yes, I see greatness in your future!”

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “You may have the sight. I could train you. It would cost you, but you’d be able to hone it.”

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “You have a very keen eye, young lady. I’m quite impressed.”

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “I’m just that talented!” [She chuckled and Jax, still unknown to the woman, smiled.]

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “I’ll have to look into her then. Perhaps marry her off as well…”

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “I most certainly could do that! Persuade the king and queen to have another.”

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “The Princess and her Prince would have a little accident.” [Madame Ola smirked darkly.]

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

@TwoSidedCoyne “The kingdom would falter, obviously!”

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@TwoSidedCoyne “The best part is, the queen won’t realize. A little potion in her drink and the advisor will sneak in, do the deed, and the king will be none the wiser!”