Dylan Coyne | Parody

Mermaid | Pirate | OC | Parody 25+

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

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mermaid | pirate
captain of 𝓈𝒾𝓇𝑒𝓃’𝓈 𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝑔𝑒
banter friendly | oc | 25+ | ♡&↻

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion I had excellent role models growing up, what can I say? Between my parents and my auntie and uncle? [She smiled, happy to be part of the family she had.]

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

[Sniffly and stuffy and a bit annoyed, but mostly pouty, she wandered over to her aunt and uncle’s house, hoping they might have some potions to spare to combat her cold.] Uncle @EelectricMinion? It’s Dylan… anyone home?

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion We certainly do. They can be such blabber mouths. [She smirked knowingly.]

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion Yeah, he’s a good boy! Always making sure there’s no evidence left to be found!

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion Probably not… but he’s useful when I throw germy people into the sea… [She gave a small shrug.]

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion And a kraken! [She added with a sniffly smirk.]

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion [She sipped her vial, nodding.] It’s the worst! Why can’t people keep their damn germs to themselves?

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion I’ve got an eye out for anything suspicious with Jax, but I’ve not been 100% since this cold… I don’t even know how I got it.

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion Crimson still out there then? [Her brows furrowed, having heard about them, and especially their targets as she the vial with a small smile of thanks.] I’ve been okay, other than this damn cold… Just can’t seem to shake it.

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion You’re a godsend, Uncle Sam! [She smiled softly, sniffling despite the annoyance.] How’ve you been? Sorry I haven’t been by more.

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion [She returned the hug, always loving a visit with her aunt and uncle.] I’ve been meaning to, honestly! I probably should’ve, too. I caught this wretched cold and I’m all out of anything that would help… Damn these lingering winter germs.

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@EelectricMinion [Her sniffles were surely heard before she was seen, offering a half-hearted smile to him in greeting.] Sorry to just pop over unexpectedly like this…

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@PrincelyPirate All you want for Christmas is me /out/ of a bow. [She teased with a knowing grin.]

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

[Amused snickers.]

[Jax Huntleigh  Parody @PrincelyPirate]

Dear Santa, don’t bother. 😏

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@PrincelyPirate I’ll get you presents to make up for it!

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@PrincelyPirate Does it count for anything that I prefer you naughty? [She questioned with a cheeky grin and a kiss.]

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

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‿︵‿︵‿︵ 🧜🏻‍♀️🏴‍��️ ‿︵‿︵‿︵

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@PrincelyPirate That’s one word for it. [She agreed, offering a sympathetic look to Celia.] Are you all right? That was probably a lot to take in…

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@PrincelyPirate I’ll try… if I can manage the money. [She nodded, giving the woman a feigned smile as she stood, intent to depart with Jax and Celia after learning all they could. But coming tomorrow would depend on whether the information was enough to do something about this charlatan.] Bye!

[Dylan Coyne | Parody @TwoSidedCoyne]

@PrincelyPirate Greatness…? [She mused with a soft whisper, as if mesmerized by the sheer notion of it.]