christine

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

this is the most depressing libra season 😫

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

everyone: “do you have any cravings!?”
me: “no I don’t think so!”
*has ordered dominos AT LEAST once a week for the past four months*

[flor @palanttt]

lo que me gustaría a mi ser millonaria y pasar tirada en el pasto con el pelo lindo y un vestido blanco es mi sueño mas específico

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Randall Park talks about Mattel trying to create their own Cinematic Universe following #Barbie's success:

“This industry is taking the wrong lessons. For example, Barbie is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

ANTONY SANTOS A BETTER GUITAR PLAYER IMHO

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

20 weeks pregnant at brooklyn mirage, tell me it’s a bad idea 😂

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

not me finally requesting my diploma 11 years after I graduated 😂

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

deleted all shopping apps including amazon and food delivery apps off my phone. lets see how long I can last without stupid shopping

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy https://t.co/PFOKnwqU0p

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

“Hope everyone had a nice long relaxing weekend!”

Me:

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

macys the store is hell on earth

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

sleepy doesn’t begin to cover it 😵‍💫🥱

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

I’m dead ass…. Y’all need to checkout Hispanic TikTok and see all these videos of vacant job sites and ag fields in Florida. In less than a week the workers have vanished!!! Whose gonna finish these jobs?!???

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

some days you spend cleaning the house and it somehow still looks exactly the same

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

the real parenting adventure is changing diapers in public bathrooms. you never know if you’ll find a changing table or have to use the top of the garbage can 😂

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

farmers market flowers >>>>

[christine @wiild_freeeeeee]

office small talk post covid/maternity leave is an olympic sport for me. I just can’t hold a conversation anymore

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

It’s literally everyone except drag queens