will

[NWord Scissorhands𓂆 @Otaku_Fish]

New Yorker correctly anticipates that his grandchildren will not he able to read

[hba @Hba1722]

Tu veux télécharger le jump shot de kobe mais l’application bug ducoup ton corps commence à se rendre tout seul dans un hôtel au Colorado

[HCF @hcf_m2h]

Actually hilarious that Sean McDermott finally got fired for the Bills playoff loss that was arguably the least amount of his fault

[boolin @beforeikrash]

zero girls
still on ps4
had a crockpot dinner
21 no license
21.89 to my name

[Teddy @toneill92]

Bedtime dot com. I just made an account and confirmed my email address and you gotta know I’m logging in

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

elon musk strung out on ketamine in the oval office trying to stand normal while trump floats the idea of concentration camps

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Dont smoke weed for one day challenge

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

⠀

[mike @painbuiltt]

#loading….

[trash jones @jzux]

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted

[Neighborhood Hooper @local_hooperr]

The last place on earth I would ever want to be would probably be the intersection of Martin Luther king jr blvd and Michael penix jr street

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Daily affirmations:

- I’m not chopped
- my jumper is wet
- that noise my car is making isn’t a big deal
- my friends don’t hate me
- I will not miss fast break layups
- my fits are hard

[Stable Ronaldo @StableRonaldo]

Top 5 things Ima do when I’m rich

1- Switch up on my day 1’s
2- Let the money change me
3- Forget where I came from
4- Marry a gold digger (no prenup)
5- Cut off family

[Temi 💨 @__temiszn]

has no longterm friendships.

[Nees @NeesNasty]

The hard part about going through a breakup when no one liked your partner is the lack of empathy 😭 no one cares bc you’re finally free but damn

[A-POP OUT NOW ‼️ @_maKhushwayo]

Final act of love

[State of New York @NYGov]

thinking abt her