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Had to slime it to em

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art.
truth.
life.

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When you’re already 8 shots deep at noon on St Patrick’s and your buddy orders another round

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e.g. The first thing that pops up when you search ukulele on YouTube

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I feel like ukuleles are manufactured for the sole benefit of massive Hawaiian dudes who don’t own shirts and teenage girls doing YouTube covers of popular songs. Like seriously can anybody picture a time they have seen a ukulele being used under any other circumstance?

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Yes, I just returned from an extremely long twitter hiatus to say this. Goodbye again my friends I will be back next time I have something serious I need to get off my chest!

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at the point where my mom doesn’t even question my stupid shit

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Just had to throw this out there. Goodbye again I may be back..

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I want to know where in the timeline of history did the celebration of St Patrick’s death crossover from being a religious holiday to a day where everyone gets completely shithammed as soon as they wake up? Not complaining

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Man driving home from state at like 4 am last night I spilled my whole bag of cheese fix all over bendoes floor mat so we pulled over and I flung that shit into the wilderness and I think my new sourin was down there too smh RIP

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IF YOU SEE ME ON ST PATRICKS DAY: To hold tight the rich Irish history, I look forward to celebrating not only Saint P but to also appreciate medieval Celtic mysticism. Therefore, I will only be responsive to “Warlock Willy”. Any other preexisting nicknames are void until Sunday!

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2 girls 1 cup was such a huge moment and radical turning point in the history of the internet. Truly an eye opening experience for us young kids at the time. I applaud the bravery of those majestic and progressive women!

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When you’re already 8 shots deep at noon on St Patrick’s and your buddy orders another round

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Vaping while driving should be illegal. I mean normal cigarette smoke is transparent enough but a real gnarly vape cloud... now that will absolutely blind a driver!

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@eric_stephenson Time to bring out the hatchet man chain and grab a 30 rack of faygo red pop