de_james 2

will it be satisfying?

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

i feel like this as soon as it hits 65

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

@ciswoman @tr4nnypr1ncess you need to get a duck truck and then you’ll have 1970 - 2026

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

how it feels to go back to work after 5 days off

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

@haaarpb hell yeah, i just finished my first year! ask questions to the cool regulars and if u have any cca questions my dms are open too. stay safe!

[metal gear facts @MetalGearFacts1]

Do you know what day it is today?

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

this usps uniform is calling me to smoke black & milds

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

@notagoodfox baby you gotta get those numbers UP

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whipping the mail truck around corners blasting 2000s indie your mail is getting #misdelivered

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

is it still a coming of age movie when you’re 28 or is it midlife crisis yet?

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

ironically enough my one eye is now so misshapen i now need special contacts to get it anywhere near 20/20 so no eyepatch probably

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

2026 i’m bringing back the eyepatch and lust

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@poetsbutdead gordon freeman mode

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

2026 i’m bringing back the eyepatch and lust

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

i miss when everyone was on twitter, i hate elon and ai, i wish i treated my body like a playground

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i’m drunk watching werner herzog narrate oil firefighting while my downstairs kid neighbors compete in their own indoor agility course, life is so diverse and beautiful

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@iranianwario unfortunately its 1 and that’s Kentucky Route Zero

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do people forget the trail cams account used to have ultra conservative likes before they hid them?

[de_james 2 @wikileakscolb]

guy walked into the stall next to mine, shut the door and i immediately saw a camera flash

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@beetlemoses i did that route last week it SUCKS