Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻

your friendly neighborhood white trash mom

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

Do yourself a favor:
Print a reading tracker map from ABC mouse, get a bag of prizes from the party section at Walmart and a book of stickers, and do your own summer reading program.

Here’s the link to print: https://t.co/ltK9OxxDxY

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

I saw “asset protection” at Target today 👀

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

If I tried to get people to go live in poverty, I’d make it as appealing as possible and I definitely wouldn’t post malnourished poster child to inspire people.

Please don’t feed your kids garage.

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

Trolled the white trash queen herself 🤣

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

Be Keturah:
> tells everyone to eat garbage
> eats garbage for 9 months
> posts picture of baby
> baby is garbage
> cries when everyone says baby looks like you’d expect it to look

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

It finally happened!!!!l 🥳

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

Celebrating poverty & the fact that your baby looks like a malnourished, rashy trash baby is the biggest cope I’ve seen to date

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@KeturahAbigail @longstoryfarms Ahh yes, living in abject poverty and having a malnourished garbage baby is definitely winning.

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@KeturahAbigail I’ve never had to go to a food pantry. That’s a skill in and of itself. Try harder, babe.

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@shagbark_hick Yes, yes, go be an abject failure in the desert with your dumpster diving wife & garbage baby

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

Eating roadkill isn’t a skill

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@KeturahAbigail @longstoryfarms Garbage is garbage, honey. Dumpster diving for expired milk and bragging about eating roadkill is poverty-coded

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@GovPressOffice Why are u on roids?

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@GeorgiaBoy747 @magdalenacals Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

HAHA it’s my SON 😆

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

I come from a long line of these women

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@okayestpoet “I will not disrespect Rex”

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@VP Amazing 😂😂😂

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

The feminine urge to lie and say “your baby is so beautiful!”

[Up The Withywindle @jane_whisky]

@wil_feral @magdalenacals That baby looks perfectly healthy and beautiful. What’s wrong with you?

[Wendi 🦅🇺🇸🍻 @wil_feral]

@jane_whisky @magdalenacals Not surprised the baby looks the way it does, considering the parents eat roadkill, dumpster dive for expired food & go barefoot everywhere