Wil Bonham

Life is a single word. MUSIC!

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mom: how are your grades this semester?me: mother what's important is that we have our health

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It is actually illegal for a teacher to keep the class after the bell as punishment.

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When a man spots a woman he finds attractive, he holds his gaze for about 8.2 seconds.

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Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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Accidentally close a tab on your browser? No problem! Hit ctrl-shift-T and the page will pop up again.

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When playing the big spoon, set the edge of the pillow on top of hers. You'll be able to breathe, and you won't get a face full of hair

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tbh i literally say "literally and tbh" literally way too much tbh

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school starts with s and so does slavery coincidence i think not

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An Elephant's pregnancy lasts for 2 years.

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Some people get a thrill from lying to others and getting away with it - a phenomenon called 'Duping Delight.'

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Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush. 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush. 3. wets toothbrush again. 4. starts brushing teeth.

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if i don't text u back within like 7 seconds i will forget to text u back for like a week so im very sorry about that

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If you're moving and need boxes to pack. Go to a local liquor store. They will have tons of boxes that can hold good weight.

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Cashier: That'll be $17.67Me: *hands over $20*Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

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A punishment in Ancient Greece for adulterous men was the insertion of a large radish into the rectum.

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if you follow me on twitter and you know me in real life just remember one thing what goes on twitter stays on twitter

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Over thinking only makes things worse.

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Hocus Pocus is 20 years old. Let that sink in...

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everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

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Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbation